Lindsay Lohan turns herself in to police

Like nobody knew where she was. I wish I wasn’t cuffed and thrown in a holding cell until my arraignment when I was wanted for a crime. Must be nice to show up on your own terms and then walk with a weak fine and community service you can probably do on a TV show like A Simple Life. You know that Paris and Nicole will have that show just to do their community service since they are both drunk drivers too. Maybe they should get Lohan on the show too. Britney Spears would be another great addition. They could change the name to “No-talent Ass Clowns”.

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