Archive for January, 2008

NYPD BLue Buttocks Scene MAy Cost $1.4 Million


A scene from the drama NYPD Blue, back in 2003 may cost them over $1.4 Million in fines from the Federal Communications Commission. Hopefully they had some sort of futures broker on this so they weren’t losing out ont he interest the last 5 years.

In a 2003 episode of ‘NYPD Blue,’ Charlotte Ross was shown naked from behind as she prepared to take a shower. As punishment, the Federal Communication Commission has proposed fining 52 ABC affiliates $1.4 million because the scene “depicts sexual organs and excretory organs — specifically an adult woman’s buttocks.”

The agency rejected the network’s argument that “the buttocks are not a sexual organ.”

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Britney is Still Making Bank

Even though Britney Spears is all over the news for being quite crazy, she is still raking it in for herself and those people around her. According to AOL and a breakdown of her portfolio, Brit Birit is still making over $9 Million a year and is worth more than $100 Million. Although she probably spends half her time passed out on someone’s outdoor furniture she still is making people money.

Estimated annual value of the Britney Spears economy: $110 million to $120 million

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Most Asked for Celeb Features by Plastic Surgery Candidates

When looking at the perfect features, plastic surgery candidates use celebs as their inspiration. The #1 most asked for feature? Angelina Jolie’s lips of course. A great tool for those joining in around the beer pong table ;) .

The specific attributes of the three actresses topped the list of the annual “Hollywood’s Hottest Looks” survey released Thursday by The Beverly Hills Institute of Aesthetic and Reconstructive Surgery.

The most requested look-alike female nose was that of “Grey’s Anatomy” star Katherine Heigl, while British actress Keira Knightley was tops in the cheek department, and Paris Hilton had the most sought-after skin.

The features most desired by men were Leonardo DiCaprio’s nose, soccer player David Beckham’s body and the blue eyes of the latest James Bond actor, Daniel Craig. George Clooney’s cheeks and Matt Damon’s lips also got top billing.

“Our patients continue to turn to Hollywood to raise their standard of beauty,” said Fleming. “Our patients want to look rested, energetic and, most of all, youthful like the celebrities they see in glossy magazines.”

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Lightweigths Puke at Cloverfield Movie

I always find these stories rather funny. People talking about how shaky cameras make them sick at movies. Who are these people?

Most viewers are unaffected by the film, but for those who are, experts say the problem is in their heads.

“This is a classic case of vertigo,” said Dr. Michael G. Stewart, chairman of otorhinolaryngology (ear, nose and throat medicine) at NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital/Weil Cornell Medical Center. “You can look around and feel like things are moving, when they aren’t.”

So why does the film style affect some viewers and not others?

“People have different levels of susceptibility, similar to how some people cannot ride on a small boat without getting sick,” Stewart said. “It’s just a natural variation.” from AOL

In other words they are wussies. How do they even ride in a car if just watching a movie gets them sick? Must be the same people that have seizures when they play video games. Easily manipulated by swinging a gold chain and hypnotizing them I would imagine. Believe that Crossing Over is really true. Sadly people are like this.

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Johnny Depp named ‘Top Moneymaking Star of 2007’


The actor has been named the “Top Moneymaking Star of 2007” in Quigley Publishing Co.’s 76th Annual Poll.

Johnny Depp, appearing in movies such as the 3rd installment of Pirates of the Caribbean and Sweeny Todd now has been the top moneymaker in 2 consecutive years.

Can’t say i am disappointed. Depp is one of my favorite actors of this generation by far. Not just because he is in quite a few movies that I love, but he actually has great acting ability. HE can play as anyone, and can do it as good as anyone. He could probably play as a bag of golf balls and pull it off better than a real bag of golf balls themselves…lol

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Tom Cruise Scientology Video Leaked

Many, many people, think Scientology may be the downfall of the mega actor Tom Cruise. The “religion” is not well accepted by most because it isn’t actually a “religion” in the typical sense. While others are sending out their first communion invitations the people at Scientolgy compounds are talking gossip and making odd claims about who they hate.


Recently a video was leaked that Scientology was not happy about. They tried to get it from being released. Tom Cruise talking about Tom Cruise the Scientologist is either horribly sad to watch, or incredibly hilarious I guess.

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Lohan to Work in Morgue As Punishment

So…Lindsay Lohan is being punished for her misdemeanor drunk driving she was arrested for last year. She is going to see dead people. Literally. As part of her sentence, Lohan will be forced to serve some of her community service working in a morgue. Sounds more interesting than a punishment really. Is that too morbid to say out loud? Probably. I said it anyways. IF you watch enough CSI, or Law and Order I guess you kind of find the morgue an interesting place. These people are well past the need for medicare insurance so you really don’t feel all that bad anymore do you unless you know their story? I guess I should just stop talkign now.

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Are “American Gladiators” on Roids?


Seriously…AOL is asking this question right now in their article here. First there was baseball, and now there is the American Gladiators.

For those of you who aren’t familiar with this show, it is a re-hash of a show that was made about a decade or so ago. There are a bunch of beefed up athletes that compete in ridiculous events every week and they have some sort of contestants who are there to try and beat them. The Gladiators are trying to beat down the contestants in hopes that they won’t win. Totally awesome…lol

Broadcasting & Cable reports that the cast members, whose on-screen names range from Mayhem and Crush to Militia and Stealth, have agreed to be tested any time during the run of the show.

‘Gladiators’ two-hour premiere last week drew 12 million viewers, good enough to be NBC’s highest-rated premiere for a new show since “Heroes” in September 2006.

A report in the NY Post tells us that ‘GLADIATORS’ TESTED FOR ‘ROIDS. NBC has been testing the 12 cast members of “American Gladiators” for performance-enhancing drugs, according to a report today in the authoritative trade magazine Broadcasting & Cable.

You won’t be buying any of these women diamond pendants anytime soon if you were wondering. They are not attractive. I guess they are sort of hot, if you like that whole S&M thing with women that can kick your ass in the bedroom with you.

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Britney Not Going to See Her Kids for A While


I have seen headlines all over that say things like “Court Keeps Britney from Her Kids”. Well…I suppose you could say that, but I tend to think it has more to do with her going whacko then anything. A standoff with police is probably not going to win you very many custody hearings. Good old Britney Spears Crazy I must say.

Commissioner Scott Gordon then ruled that a Jan. 4 emergency order suspending her visitation rights and giving custody to Federline would remain in effect. He scheduled another hearing for Feb. 19.

“The word victory is not something Mr. Federline or his counsel would ascribe to this. There is no joy. This is a grave situation for all,” Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, said outside the courthouse.

Court spokesman Allan Parachini said those who testified were two Los Angeles police officers; Paula Strong, the court-appointed monitor who was present for the visit at Spears’ home; Lisa Hacker, a parenting coach who has been working with Spears and Federline; and Lonnie Jones, the bodyguard.

I suppose Britney will need a Business valuation after this by the silly people that actually make money off of her. I wonder…is she more popular now than she ever was? People will forgive her. I have no doubt about that. She’s now more of a person people stare at waiting for her to do something crazy rather than someone that entertains them with “talent”.

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‘Pulp Fiction’ Writer Charged for Fatal DUI

Oscar-winning “Pulp Fiction” screenwriter Roger Avary was arrested early Monday morning after a fatal car crash northwest of Los Angeles, officials said. Avary, 42, was charged with vehicular manslaughter and driving under the influence, said Capt. Monica McGrath of the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department.

A passenger in Avary’s car, Andreas Zedini, a 34-year-old native of Italy, died of his injuries at a local hospital, McGrath said. Avary’s wife, Gretchen, 40, was also taken to the hospital with serious injuries after being ejected from the car. Her condition was not immediately known.

I guess there is nothing funny about this, and it probably isn’t the place to pay my homage to “Pulp Fiction”, the movie that I spent half the night in line around the popcorn machines to get into. Drinking and driving isn’t really something to joke about so I guess that is that.

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