Sorry to break the string of Nude celebrity posts, but it had to be done eventually. We go from hot celebs that you want to see nude, to one not so hot, to some guy called Jacko who is as famous for being a pervert as he is for his music.

IF you are looking for some commercial real estate you may be in luck with the one and only Neverland Ranch soon. The pop star’s Neverland Ranch will be put up for public sale unless he pays the more than $24 million he still owes on the property, according to a Tuesday court filing. Everything from his Merry Go-Round to his locomotive could be for sale if he doesn’t cough up the cash.

Financial Title Co. filed the notice of trustee’s sale with Santa Barbara County Superior Court, setting the auction date for March 19.

Jacko has been mostly residing abroad since his 2005 acquittal on child molestation charges, although he has spent time in Las Vegas as he tries to stage his musical comeback.

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Welll…scandal is the big headline they like to use, but this is anything but that. Diablo Cody just won an Oscar for best original screenplay for the comedy Juno this week and the next day there just so happens to be some nude photos floating around. Don’t get too excited. I linked to the Diblo Cody Nude photos, but they are censored to some degree. I guess you have to prove your age or something to see them, if you really want to. OF course they are racy so if you are a prude then don’t go there.

Now let’s put this into perspective about how little a deal this really is. She used to be a STRIPPER. Yes…that’s right a stripper. Doesn’t take much imagination to figure out that nude photos of her are quite easy to find. I would imagine that she is more worried about her acne treatment than she is about this new “scandal”.

Here is a preview of what she actually looks like if you haven’t seen here before so that you know whether to waste your time or not .

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Let’s keep with the celebrity nude theme today. This isn’t controversy because she is nude, but for an entire different reason. In fact let’s stick with Marilyn Monroe. It is no secret that almost every blonde hottie in the history of celebrity since Marilyn Monroe has lived has copied everything about her look. I’m not saying Lohan is a hottie by any means, but she is a celeb and she is taking Monroe’s photos and copying them for herself.

According to everyone, her nude layout from the Feb. 25 (my birthday btw <_<) issue of New York magazine is an exact copy, photo for photo of a handful of the fabled and ubiquitous pictures known as “The Last Sitting” that the photographer Bert Stern took of Marilyn Monroe in 1962, six weeks before she died of an overdose.

What's even more interesting is that Stern himself actually took these photos. So...I ask why the hell are people upset?

“How did it come about?” the editor’s note asks. “Stern had decided that Lohan was the perfect actress for this project, and when he asked if we might be interested in working with him on it, we were naturally more than enthusiastic.”

If you want to see her photos just go to AOL to link to them and find a place that will let you fill your fiber cable with them. I can’t link to nudes .

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You have got to be kidding me. So this guy is a Marilyn Monroe expert, which is disturbing in its own right, but he doesn’t realize that a photograph, isn’t her? The photo in question is probably almost as popular as any that Marilyn Monroe has ever taken. It is of Madonna hitchiking in the nude from her book back in 1992 called “Sex”. You can see the photo in the link through Google if you have your filter settings turned off.

Quite a laughable mistake on their part. They even had a press conference scheduled in which they were going to unveil the photo. Fortunately for them the press wasn’t as naive as they were. When showed a sneak peak of the photo they were told immediately that it was Madonna. These guys need a quick vacation with a Hilton Head rental me thinks.

Nicastro and his wife, Phyllis, said they had spent about four months researching the origin of the photograph and called in Chris Harris, a publicist and Monroe expert, for help authenticating it.

“You’re right; it’s Madonna,” Harris said after being told of the mix-up. Harris said he believed someone had slipped the poster into Nicastro’s storage as a prank.

“If there ever was an embarrassing moment,” he said, adding that he planned to go ahead with the news conference to “face the music.”

There is one person, he noted, who should feel good about the mistaken identity.

“Who wins here? Madonna, of course,” Harris said. “She really looks like Marilyn Monroe.”

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Pamela Anderson is one of the hottest women in the last generation. Real, or fake she has been lusted over for over a decade. Hot woman, baby seals. Something for everyone I guess.

Anderson performed at a burlesque show in Paris the Le Crazy Horse cabaret to the tune of ‘Harley Davidson’, a song written by Serge Gainsbourg and sung by legendary French sex symbol Brigitte Bardot in the late 60s.

Sources from inside the club said that Anderson didn’t disappoint. “She was great,” gushed one observer who caught an eyeful at the first of her one-night only performances. “She was totally into it. It was impressive. And the crowd responded very warmly.” Surely they had their HDMI cables uploading the show minutes later…lol

Anderson also called on fashion designers and consumers to boycott pelts and seal products, which Canada defend as a traditional source of trade that helps balance the ecosystem.

“The hunt was dead for 20 years, and has been revived not to honor local customs or conserve cod stocks but because new markets for fur have opened up in Russia and China,” she said.

Anderson played a short video that showed hunters yelling before clubbing seals and dragging bloodied bodies across the ice while a woman sobbed on the soundtrack.

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Very interesting law being sought. Those damned “media” people getting in the way of rescue efforts may lead to a new law.

“(It cost) $25,000 dollars to take an ambulance with Britney Spears to the hospital,” Councilman Dennis Zine told Access Hollywood. “Tax payers paid for that.”

The final straw for Zine was the mayhem surrounding Britney’s first January ambulance trip when her entrance to the hospital was jeopardized by media ( I hate the word “paparazzi”).

“It is not going to be called the ‘Britney Spears Law,’ I am not going to give her credit for that because it is not about Britney Spears, it’s about the paparazzi violating everybody else’s rights, freedoms and privileges,” Zine explained.

We shall see. We don’t need reporters tripping over hospital tile while they try to push over rescue workers to get the “Scoop” now do we?

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It isn’t often that someone as well known as Paris Hilton can do this bad at a movie premiere. The Hottie and the Nottie, a romantic comedy starring Hilton, Joel David Moore, and Christine Lakin, opened Friday to $9,000 on 111 screens, or $81 per screen, according to Box Office Mojo.

An amazing feat I guess in mediocrity. IF you take the average price of a ticket around here that means that about 10 people actually went to see this movie in a theater here. In more expensive areas the theater was like a barebones computer with only about 5 people entering through the turn-styles. IF you are looking for a “dirty” date movie I’d have to recommend this one. There is almost no chance that anyone is going to see you doing your dirty deeds at this one.

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One of the oddest stories you will probably see in a long time. Tom Jones insures his chest hair for a reported $7 Million. So if he gets it burned off in his billet grilles he gets paid.

“Even at the grand old age of 67, the ladies love his hip-thrusting moves and catching a sneaky peak of his famously rugged chest hair,” a source says.

“Like a vintage wine, Tom just gets better with age,” the same source adds.

Jones is not the first celebrity, nor the last, to protect his features in this manner. Others include supermodel Heidi Klum, who insured her legs for $2 million, and Bruce Springsteen, who insured his voice for $1 million.

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