Demi Moore’s Health Secret: Leeches
Forget all about weight loss pills. No we don’t need any of that if we are Demi Moore.
“Just a week ago I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy,” Moore said on “Late Show with David Letterman” Monday night.
“It detoxifies your blood and they have a little enzyme that when they’re biting down on you gets released into your blood,” the actress added. “Generally you bleed for quite a bit and it detoxifies your blood.”
Really? So the key to it is that you just bleed a lot? Awesome health tip. She said it hurts too, but good ole lamaze breathing helps her through it.
“They start in a spot for me that is a horrible spot: my belly button,” she said. “It crawls in and you feel it bite down on you … and then you just watch it swell up and get fatter and fatter and then when it’s super drunk on your blood it just kinda rolls over like it’s stumbling out of a bar.”
Brad and Angelina Twins Pics Worth $10 Mil…lol
Unbelievable. Really I can’t even comprehend this. The twin babydolls are supposedly looking at a $10 Million jackpot when they are born.
With two babies reportedly on the way, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt could also see a massive payday coming to them.
The New York Post reports that the figure for exclusive first photos of the Brangelina twins could hit the $10 million mark, far eclipsing the recent jackpot for Jennifer Lopez, which PEOPLE reportedly paid $6 million for.
Wow…and you wonder why media folks are so damned annoying. This is so high that people are going to be killing each other to get this photo. And you thought that broke ass welfare people were popping kids out for money. For $5 Mil a piece you could just hire a nanny and pump these kids out left and right.
30 Rock Back
Don’t know how many people watch this show, or not, but it seems like it is sort of underrated to me. I know people talk about it a little, but for some reason or another it just doesn’t seem to be as popular as it should be I don’t think. The show is hilarious. If you don’t watch I would suggest you check it out.
Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, and “30 Rock” return to NBC on Thursday, April 10.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Top $8 Million in Donations
For once a positive story in the world of Celeb fanaticism. Brad Pitt, and Angelina “The definition of sexy” Jolie, have been found to have donated over $8 Million to charity in the last year according to tax filings. Pitt, has also shown to have raised over $5 Million for his Make It Right Foundation.
That’s great and all, but now is time for a rant. That is Celebrity and Athlete Foundations. Yup…I am not in favor of them and now I am going to tell you why. Let’s suppose that there is an organization already established to research AIDS (There are a few) that have already set up an administration, a board, and all other aspects of a charitable organization. Now someone like…welll…Brad Pitt sets up an organization to also collect money for AIDS research. Let’s think about this a minute. There is already an organization that is not only staffed, but has the infrastructure to collect donations, but a celebrity or athlete sets one up anyways instead of just promoting the already existing charity.
Why would they do this? First of all, there are going to be more costs associated with the new organization that are already accounted for with the existing one. They will need to staff the foundation, set up the administrative duties, buy Duralee fabrics for decorative purchases of their buildings, and any other expenses they may incur. All the while eating into the donations that Average Joe made because they really like Brad Pitt. Instead of promoting an existing organization they start their own and eat into a much greater portion of donations to pay for a ton of unnecessary expenses. JUST PROMOTE THE EXISTING CHARITY.
So what is the motivation? I’m sure that many do it because they care. That’s great. Do some good deeds. On the other hand you have to believe that many of them do it not only for a nice pat on the back from society, but because of the many tax advantages such an organization offers them. I ask is this cause is so important, then why exactly are you going to eat into donations by setting up a completely new foundation? You don’t. You promote an existing one where the people running it are experienced in charity work already. Of course you won’t get nice plaques for your charitable work, and extra media coverage for this, so if your motivation is just tax write offs and recognition, then by all means waste as much of the hard working man’s money as you can on BS expenses because they don’t know any better.
*cough* sorry…just had to get that off my chest.
More Adriana Lima Love
It has been quite a while since I professed my love to Adriana Lima. So…today it is time to push the discount furniture out of the way and get ready to post some more pics of her hottness. Her pics are certainly easy to find because she is with out a doubt the hottest woman alive, but there are a few that I have seen lately that should be put together in one place since you get stuck looking at an array of ones you would rather not in image searches. Boner time.
Britney Spears: Break the Ice Video
After many bouts with addiction treatment and going as close to insane as I guess you can, Britney is back out there releasing videos. I know how big of fans everyone is of Britney’s fantastic music (yes…I’m laughing) so I will post a video for you showing her in some sort of futuristic world as a Super Hero.
I guess she is going for the techno sound now apparently. Let’s just say that I am not impressed by the effort, but surely some of you will be.
Hillary Commercial Acted by Obama Supporter
Everyone has seen the “Red Phone” commercial at this point because people are making a big deal about it like it actually propelled Hillary Clinton to win Texas and Ohio last week. If you haven’t seen it take a look:
Apparently the first little kid shown in the commercial finally recalled the memory of being in it and is none other than an Obama supporter. Bringing to light such headlines from places like TMZ.com that say things like “Even the People in Hillary’s Ads Don’t Like Her”. Extremely funny.
The first kid shown is Casey Knowles, an Obama volunteer in the state of Washington. The footage was shot eight years ago when she worked as a TV extra. Getty Images owns the footage and can do with it as it pleases.
Knowles, who turns 18 in April, told KING 5 in Seattle that she is for Barack all the way: “It’s really sort of ironic that my image would be used to advocate for Hillary when I myself do not.”
Matt Damon, Wife Expecting Again
Time to get back out and buy some more baby gifts. Can you believe he still has a wife? I mean he is after all ****ing Sarah Silverman isn’t he? This will be the couple’s second child after having their daughter, Isabella, in June of 2006.
I suppose this is a good time to post the I’m ****ing Matt Damon video since I don’t believe I ever have. I guess I may as well post the I’m ****ing Ben Affleck one as well sine that one probably funnier than Sarah’s.
I’m ****ing Matt Damon
I’m ****ing Ben Affleck
Go to Youtube and follow the rest if you have never seen it. There is a pretty funny interview with Ben Affleck on there after this video came out.
Billy Ray Cyrus is super-protective of Miley (Hannah Montana)
“When I see people taking pictures of my little girl I usually try to roll down the window and get a picture of them. I just want to know who is stalking my family,” he said.
That is a quote from an interview with “Access Hollywood” this week with Billy Ray Cyrus and his daughter, Miley. Miley as you all know is the infamous Hannah Montana. Tickets to her shows are treated as if she were a Beatle and parents are acting like children to get them so they can spoil their kids and not have to spend actual family time with them, but I digress. Whatever happened to just giving them designer jewelry, or a teddy bear? I guess they probably do that too.
“I’ll go knock on the window and say, ‘I just wanted to see your face because you are taking pictures of my little girl, you know, just in case.’”
“If I have to hunt you down and kill you, then I know what you look like,” Miley added, finishing her dad’s sentence.
More of this tantalizing interview can be read here as you can see that Billy Ray is quite protective.
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John Mayer Tells Ex-Girlfriend to ‘Move On’
On his blog, John Mayer left a note to presumably one of his ex-lovers recently. A cry for her to just leave him alone and that it was completely over. Man, you gotta love that kind of kiss off. Thanks for the inspiration John. I believe I will break up with my next lover via a blog.
“Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore,” Mayer wrote.
“I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying,” he added.
AOL has a stupid poll up asking who you think it was. Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, Minka Kelly, or some other girl that is now looking for plus size clothing because of her great depression. The 3 mentioned are ex-lovers of his so they are just taking a leap of faith and guessing it is one of them.