Something better than your penny stocks taking a 10,000% gain happened to someone this week. They have found, and released sex tapes from the legend Jimi Hendrix for sale on the internet. The 11 minutes of footage of a man resembling Hendrix cavorting with two unidentified brunettes in a dimly lit bedroom is packaged in a 45-minute DVD distributed by Los Angeles adult-film studio Vivid Entertainment.

As well as the Jimi Hendrix tape, it is thought that several other deceased celebrity homemade sex tapes have been discovered recently and will be for sale. Weeks after the MArilyn Monroe Sex Tape was announced these tapes have been released for sale. I guess the dead celebrities are the new fashion in celebrity porn?

“This new movie shows that Jimi Hendrix could have been as great a porn star as he was a rock star,” Vivid co-chairman, Steven Hirsch, said in the release.

The film’s authenticity, however, was immediately challenged by some. The musician’s longtime girlfriend during the 1960s, Kathy Etchingham, told the New York Times after viewing still photos taken from the footage: “It is not him.”

“His face is too broad and nose and nostrils too wide for Jimi,” she was quoted as telling the Times via e-mail.

As everyone knows, Nicole Kidman was once married to the most well known Scientologist ever: Tom Cruise. When Kidman and Cruise were married they adopted two children, Connor and Isabella with ex-husband Tom Cruise, no 13 and 15-years-old respectively. Now apparently after several years of knowing that Scientology was a farce, Kidman has decided to start leaking out comments that she wants her children out of the cult as well, although she has very limited contact with them. Why now?

No in depth comments were made by Kidman, but Page 6 from the /New York Post released this:

JASON Beghe isn’t the only former Scientologist who wants nothing to do with the church. Nicole Kidman , a Catholic, has limited contact with her adopted kids by Tom Cruise, Isabella and Connor, who are deeply entrenched in Scientology. At the New York premiere of Ian Halperin’s film, “His Highness Hollywood,” a Scientology insider told Halperin that Kidman “wants her kids out of the church.” Halperin beat up on the faith in his book, “Hollywood Undercover,” and said he wasn’t surprised when, during the premiere, “the projector had been sabotaged.”

Scientology of course is some psychadelic religion that worships outdoor furniture, aliens, and some guy that writes science fiction books. If you really want to see what Scientology does to kids take a look at ExScientologyKids.com The stories there will make you wonder what world these Scientologists live in because it isn’t ours.

Republican candidate John McCain’s wife will be a co-host on the ABC daytime chat show Monday, April 21. Not sure if she is going to buy a bus, or already has for her tour, but I doubt you can compete with her husband’s Straight Talk bus.

McCain’s husband has been on “The View” four times, most recently last week.

There’s no word on whether she’ll be bringing any recipes to share. Her husband’s campaign had a mild embarrassment this week when an intern posted recipes on its Web site lifted from the Food Network and Rachel Ray and falsely passed them off as Cindy McCain’s.

Britney has probably spent as much time in court as she has in insane asylums over the last year. Judges have authorized payments of everything but her kitchen sinks to her lawyers to the tune of $372,000 for legal representation through March 31st.

Time for some crappy new videos and songs I guess. Maybe even some more TV appearances, or a part in Scary Movie 49?

Another sex tape. This time Marilyn Monroe giving performing oral sex on an unidentified man. According to many she probably didn’t need magnifying glasses either. Interestingly enough the last couple months have brought us an alleged Marilyn Monroe nude photo, and now a sex tape.

The nude
Marilyn Monroe photo was found to be Madonna within seconds of it being shown to anyone. The Marilyn Monroe sex tape on the other hand is being marred in controversy.

Memorabilia collector Keya Morgan claims to have brokered a deal that sold a copy of an FBI-classified film featuring Marilyn Monroe performing oral sex on an unidentified man for $1.5 million.

Of course nobody else has seen this video except the person that sold it, and this Keya Morgan person. Most logical people see this as a hoax, which anyone with half a brain would assume. Defamer.com went to a bit of trouble trying to uncover this hoax of the Marilyn Monroe Sex tape.

Waht celebrity doesn’t back Obama? I mean seriously…celebs are as liberal as you are going to get. Barack and the Obamaniacs have to be proud of this one though with him being the voice of the blue collar worker and all. While he prances around in his equestrian clothing at his huge estate I’m sure he is really working like a real man.

So…I know you are all going to flip over to Obama if you haven;’t already right? It’s the friggin’ Boss. Come on. Who are you waiting on to tell you who to vote for? Michael Jackson?

According to a developing story on TMZ Rip Van Winkle was arrested because his wife called the cops and said that he was hitting and kicking her. He’s so gangsta yo! He’s just keepin it real you know fo real?

Anyways, they probably have a bunch of used cisco equipment, and furniture that will be available soon after the messy divorce. LOL…who am I kidding? He doesn’t have anything. White White Baby. Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot…

According to TMZ.com, there is a way to win millions in American Idol betting. TiVo. In a sample of 20,000 users, TiVo monitors traffic — which contestants get replayed (a sign of popularity) and which one’s get fast-forwarded.

You think it’s bogus? Well, the TiVo system has nailed who got booted four weeks in a row.

And who does TiVo say is getting the ax tonight? Poor Syesha. Take it to the bank, people. Time to pay off your mortgage lenders by the end of the season.

Heroes hottest hero, Hayden Panettiere talks about sexual harassment in the workplace in this video. All the girls popping diet pills to make sure they look good at work be warned. No matter how great you feel about what the men you work with say about your body, or your look is wrong. Hayden tells you that if you are harassed by a co-worker, or even the President of the United States you should not be happy about it. Even if you have the greatest set ot ta tas in the world because you just forked over 5K to get them done.

Sorry, but I have to post about this. With the crazy Scientologist out there talking about his crackpot religion he has made a real name for himself in the sort of “I’m crazy” club. Apparently there is a new strand of weed that you can’t get with your medicare advantage package named after the movie star Tom Cruise. The strand is called Tom Cruise Purple, and is said to have hallucinagenic properties. Some of Cali’s “cannabis clubs” are selling the chronic branded with a snap of Cruise “laughing hysterically.”

This surely pisses off the wealthy scientologists. Apparently Cruise lawyers are out trying check into the situation. This action ensures that this strand will never have another name. In fact it will be used to market many others in the future.