According to a developing story on TMZ Rip Van Winkle was arrested because his wife called the cops and said that he was hitting and kicking her. He’s so gangsta yo! He’s just keepin it real you know fo real?

Anyways, they probably have a bunch of used cisco equipment, and furniture that will be available soon after the messy divorce. LOL…who am I kidding? He doesn’t have anything. White White Baby. Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot…

According to TMZ.com, there is a way to win millions in American Idol betting. TiVo. In a sample of 20,000 users, TiVo monitors traffic — which contestants get replayed (a sign of popularity) and which one’s get fast-forwarded.

You think it’s bogus? Well, the TiVo system has nailed who got booted four weeks in a row.

And who does TiVo say is getting the ax tonight? Poor Syesha. Take it to the bank, people. Time to pay off your mortgage lenders by the end of the season.