Remember Suge Knight? IF you listened to rap in the 90s you surely know who he is, and his label Death Row Records. He had a monster line up that included the mega star rappers of the time. Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, 2Pac, and quite a few others.

After declaring bankruptcy in 2006, judges have told Knight that he will have to sell Death Row, and the starting bid is $24 Million. So sell your exercise equipment, Ford Bronco, or anything you can get your hands on and put in a bid for the monster albums such as “The Chronic” and “Doggystyle” by june 10th.

After a while of not doing anything but cursing the Dallas cowboys, looking hot, and probably annoying just as many people, Jessica Simpson is ready to release a new album. This time it is one that will add the the genre that I would call Pop-country. I really don’t know if she has had another album in the last 5 years. Certainly I haven’t listened to it if she has. She has been, and always will be just a hottie that seems to need bridesmaid gifts every other month, that was washing the General Lee while getting suds up in the Dukes of Hazard movie.

Jessica Simpson is taking a turn from her pop roots and kicking it up country style with her new single, “Come on Over.”

“I am a country girl,” she told Billboard in December. “I grew up in Texas, and country music was what I listened to. I always wanted to make a country album, but I wanted to wait until the time was right.”

On the new single, Jessica sings in a southern twang, “Just come on over/I need you now/I need you bad/I need you baby looking just like that.”

Sorry, there isn’t another Harry Potter book coming out. Just like with The Tales of Beedle the Bard, this Harry Potter Prequel is going to be auctioned off for charity and as of yet, not available to the general public.

Author J.K. Rowling has penned an 800-word outline of a prequel to the seven book series that has made her into a billionaire which will be sold at the auction on June 10 by bookseller Waterstones.

The outline, which ends with the line “From the prequel I am not working on — but that was fun!” is one of 13 story outlines written for the auction by famed authors including new Bond writer Sebastian Faulks and Nobel laureate Doris Lessing.

So what’s the deal Rowling? We are going to have to find someone that stole it and published it online before they get sued? Find someone who has it stored in their bodystockings with a curse fit to fool Umbridge? What a tease.

Ellen DeGeneres and longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi are jumping at the chance to get married.

DeGeneres announced their engagement during a taping of “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” on Thursday, telling the studio audience the news that the California Supreme Court had struck down state laws against gay marriage making it so they no longer needed a passport to another country, or have to go to another state to get the same union. The show airs Friday.

“So I would like to say now, for the first time, I am announcing: I am getting married,” she said.

While most kids were busy just playing on their swing sets, Miley Cyrus was becoming Hannah Montana, and a superstar. With it has come insane popularity, and as many rumors as you can shake a stick at.

This time the rumor is that Miley Cyrus is stealing songs according to Page 6. Rock band Lustra claims that Miley’s song “Rockstar” sounds way too close to their tune “Scotty Doesn’t Know,” which appeared on the ‘Eurotrip’ soundtrack.

Since we have both at our disposal thanks to the internet make the decision for yourself:

Miley Cyrus’ “Rockstar”:

Lustra’s “Scotty Doesn’t Know”

Pretty damn close isn’t it? Sounds A LOT like the other one doesn’t it? Looks like comments were shut off on the Miley Cyrus video too. Coincidence? I think not.

This is a really weird story. Not sure what to make of it really at all. A 9-year-old girl who went to the hospital in central Greece suffering from stomach pains was found to be carrying her embryonic twin, doctors said Thursday.

“They could see on the right side that her belly was swollen, but they couldn’t suspect that this tumor would hide an embryo,” hospital director Iakovos Brouskelis said.

The girl has made a full recovery, he said. So no double pay for car insurance for her when she learns to drive .

Andreas Markou, head of the hospital’s pediatric department, said the embryo was a formed fetus with a head, hair and eyes, but no brain or umbilical cord.

Markou said cases where one of a set of twins absorbs the other in the womb occurs in one of 500,000 live births.

One of the stranger matches I would think, but it looks like Mel Gibson and Britney Spears are headed to Costa Rica together.

According to a report in People, a source said the two are “just going away for a few days to relax.”

Odd couple if I ever saw one. Maybe not though. Mel has had his share of crazy moments himself I guess. Maybe he is going to go over list of best diet pills with her and help her get back into shape. Surely they can’t be “dating” can they? Maybe they are like the Vince Vaughn couple in Wedding Crashers?

Woody Allen’s newest “film” Vicky Cristina Barcelona will feature some hot lesbian make out scenes apparently. Not just any ladies. Hot Hollywood Celebs int he names of Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson. Obviously something all men are ready for I’m sure. Will they do more? Who knows, but they will have to do something to get most guys to sit through a Woody Allen film. My mind typically wanders to small business opportunities when i am forced to watch his movies, but the video below looks pretty hot. Take a look.

Wait a minute…wasn’t Jessica Simpson the reason the Dallas Cowboys lost in the playoffs because she dated Tony Romo? Apparently they broke up recently. Pretty sure it probably had to do with her and her father being crazy and Romo having more groupies than a rock band woudl in Dallas, but alas who cares right?

Anyways, now it is rumored that Jessica feels like she has been stabbed in the heart with a Swiss Army knife.

According to Usmagazine.com, the singer went on a binge drinking tear the same day that Mayer and Anison went public.

Simpson reportedly drank so much that night she had to call her mom for a ride home, leaving her car in the parking lot of the restaurant where she had partied with former assistant CaCee Cobb and boyfriend, ‘Scrubs’ star Donald Fasion.

Well…our good friend Michael Moore is back at it again with another release of his “documentaries”. Documentaries is a strong word for his tripe, but I suppose you can’t just call it propaganda can you?

If anyone watched the first version of Farenheit 9/11 and then went out spewing his inaccurate facts, well you will probably be in for another treat. Surely Moore isn’t going to change his ways and start telling things accurately is he? Research that doesn’t involve going to Conspiracy Theory websites, and listening to almost all the moron Truthers that seem to spend 24 hours a day online discussing things like controlled demolitions. Surely he wouldn’t listen to them would he? Why wouldn’t he? conspiracy BS is big money. Just like anything else. People hate George W. Bush so just make movies about him. Instead of just using what he is done, which is probably plenty, these idiots like Moore actually try to create even more outrageous BS for us to believe.

“This is going to tackle what’s going on in the world, and America’s place in it,” Vantage boss Nick Meyer said.

“Fahrenheit 9/11 was really about one event — what led up it and what the consequences were,” Overture’s Danny Rosett said. “This is much broader.”

Production of the film has begun and Moore is looking to raise the curtains on the “film” with a 2009 release date. Unlike “Fahrenheit 9/11,” the sequel will not seek to influence the presidential contest. “Michael realizes this film is about a lot more than just one election,” Rosett said.

Sure he does. It’s about money. No matter how he can get it. After all, there are surely plenty of exotic fat filled foods he hasn’t been able to stuff into his mouth yet. This film may just get him to where he needs to go. So fat he finally explodes.