So…after spending a few years having sex with Madonna, you get to walk away with a $60 Million settlement. What a tough life. While most people are worried about burning fat with something like Lipovox, this dude is burning money.

The 40-year-old film director gets the couple’s 1,200-acre country estate and a swanky London pub.

The cash is to cover their London properties — a family townhouse in Marylebone, a ten-bedroom property next door and two mews cottages each.

The total value will be around $60million — enough for Guy to walk away satisfied.

The director of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and RocknRolla already had an estimated £25million fortune.

Poor guy. Hope he can get over it.

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Don Cornelius, the former host of the television show “Soul Train,” was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence Saturday. Cornelius is 72 years old. That’s right…72 and still beating on women allegedly (doesn’t really say who). Gotta wonder how you get that old and don’t learn your lesson, or find a woman that can beat your ass. I mean damn…how do you get away with it for that long?

OK…I suppose I should wait until I hear what really happened, but let’s be real. You get arrested for abuse what the hell else is it going to be for? Psychological abuse? Did he buy his woman some acne treatment and leave it out inconspicuously and offend her? Riiiight. We’ll pull out out jump to conclusions mat and just say homeboy slapped someone around.

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Travis Barker, former Blink 182 drummer was released from the hospital this weekend, almost one month after he was first hospitalized with severe burns following his escape from a Lear jet crash, which killed four in Columbia, S.C.

Barker wrote on his Myspace (lol Myspace) blog Thursday that he would be getting out soon and he now is. Get your own website dude. Surely you can afford it along with your own server and a memory upgrade for your laptop.

“Just another quick one to let everyone know that I think I’m getting out of the hospital soon,” he wrote. “I can’t wait to get out of here and be home with the babes. The doctors say I’m healing up quickly and I’m gonna be out of here b4 you know it.”

Barker wrote that a host of friends stopped by the hospital to visit, including Yoko from Matsuhisa, who “brought some food in for us.”

“She’s such a sweetheart and so nice to take the time to bring me some rad food,” Barker blogged.

On Wednesday night, DJ AM, who also survived the crash, made his first official appearance since the incident, opening for Jay-Z at the Hollywood Palladium.

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Duh…thought this was pretty much common knowledge, but apparently it has become a story this week. According to an interview recently with the New York Times she and Brad Pitt fell in love on the set of “Mr. & Mrs. Smith.”

She also talked a bit aobut her kids, of course. She was asked about what films her kids were allowed to watch and this was how she finally revealed that they fell in love on the Mr. & Mrs. Smith set.

During a discussion over which of her films she lets the couple’s children see, Jolie told the New York Times, so far it’s just “Kung-Fu Panda,” but she noted she looked forward to the day when the kids can watch 2005’s “Mr. & Mrs. Smith.”

“Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love,” Jolie said in article running in the Arts & Leisure section of the paper this Sunday.

While till more she worried about what her kids were going to find about her on the internet eventually. “Sexy pictures” and such. I’d worry too if I were her. She was pretty wild for quite a while…lol

I suppose we all were, but at least we aren’t all over the internet with it, or on film. Maybe the worst that could happen is that you posed for some pictures in a before and after for a Lipodrene commercial of some sort.

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Last week on Saturday Night Live Andy Samberg did an impression of Mark Wahlberg in a sketch that was spot on from the voice standpoint. The sketch was pretty stupid actually, but the impression was great. It was called Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals.

For some reason Wahlberg got angry about the sketch. After a few days he must have calmed down because he appeared on SNL over the weekend to make fun of himself. Here was the sketch that he was in this week. I guess they made up at the show. Probably trading Thanksgiving recipes as we speak.

Really…neither were funny to me.

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Well…He has kicked the crap out of everyone that has done him wrong so far. Now he is coming back to kick more ass in a 4th movie. The first 3 movies were based on novels by Robert Ludlum, but the newest film will be an original story.

I’m sort of up in the air about this one. I love the Bourne movies don’t get me wrong. Some of the best action movies in the last 20 years IMO. When the first one came out i was blown away and slowly liked them less as they continued. Seemed to be “more of the same” to me as they kept coming. The announcement of an original story doesn’t get me too excited about its prospects either. We all know that the “cash grab” after the original scripts are gone tend to be just that: a cash grab. Won’t stop people filling their CAT6 cables with video camera footage in anticipation though I’m sure.

We’ll see. I guess if expectations aren’t that high we can be pleasantly surprised.

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In one of the silliest court cases for celebrities in recent memory. the jury just prolongs the agony for another week by not finding Brit guilty, or not guilty of driving with out a license. Yeah…that’s right. This really tough case to decide if Britney was driving around with out a license. Good grief. What a stupid, stupid way to waste court resources.

Britney, being considered a train wreck by most after all the problems she has had in the last couple years, even having to go to court, or get arrested for such an offense is laughable. What the hell is she doing driving anyways, much less being caught driving with out a license. Even my broke friends that don’t have licenses after a drunk driving or something are smart enough to get a cab. Britney could have a limo service drive her around!

Jurors left a San Fernando Valley courthouse late Friday afternoon after deliberating the misdemeanor charge for slightly more than two hours. With no verdict reached, the jury of eight women and four men adjourned and were told to return Monday. Jeebus…it takes less time for me to find a term life insurance policy than this, and that is actually important.

Los Angeles Deputy City Attorney Michael Amerian declined to say what punishment he would seek if Spears is convicted. She faces up to six months in jail and a fine, though her lack of a prior criminal record means a lighter penalty is likely. They are wasting all this time for a misdemeanor people.

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Weird picture posted on TMZ.com today that I thought I would share.

Oddly enough they don’t give any explanation as to how the horse ended up in this situation. They don’t give any information at all in fact other than to say “Relax. The horse was fine”. So I guess that leaves us all to speculate as to what exactly happened here. Maybe he/she was so excited about their owner’s new
air o swiss humidifiers? Probably not, but there were a few decent comments on the post that I thought were funny.What the heck do you think happened?

“The George Bush of the animal kingdom.”

“Is this the same horse that was in China with a lion riding it? Cuz if it was, then this makes sense.. lol”

Of course this obvious one…lol

“He needs to quit horsing around!!”

haha

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Well…there were some fake rumors floating around this week that Tom Cruise had fallen to his death in New Zealand.

“This is completely not true. Tom is not in New Zealand nor has he been there recently. This is erroneous and unreliable Internet garbage,” Cruise publicist Jeff Raymond told Reuters.

Claims that the actor, and Scientologist Poster Boy, had fallen to death from the Kauri Cliffs circulated on the Internet on Thursday and were even picked up by traders on the Singapore oil and foreign exchange markets.

Another fake death on the internet you say…and people fall for it. All you have to do when you see the old topic like “R.I.P. Robert DeNiro 19xx-2008″ is go straight to Google and search news and your work is done. OF course people aren’t that smart now are they? No…no they are not. Probably the same reason they don’t bother to try to look to find another car insurance quote to save some money.

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Angelina just recent gave birth (yeah…odd) to twins in July, and is already talking about trying to adopt their 7th child in the near future. Incredibly Angelina still looks rather good considering all the babies in recent years. Doesn’t look like she has any need for Differin, but maybe she use it who knows.

n an interview on NBC’s “Today” show on Thursday, the actress, whose twins Vivienne and Knox are 3 1/2 months old, nodded affirmatively when Matt Lauer asked if she and Pitt were going to adopt soon, but noted, “You can’t even start the process until any new children are six months old, to understand how the new family has settled.”

The other “Brangelina” kids are: Maddox (6), Pax (4), Zahara (3), and Shiloh (2).

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