So…after spending a few years having sex with Madonna, you get to walk away with a $60 Million settlement. What a tough life. While most people are worried about burning fat with something like Lipovox, this dude is burning money.

The 40-year-old film director gets the couple’s 1,200-acre country estate and a swanky London pub.

The cash is to cover their London properties — a family townhouse in Marylebone, a ten-bedroom property next door and two mews cottages each.

The total value will be around $60million — enough for Guy to walk away satisfied.

The director of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and RocknRolla already had an estimated £25million fortune.

Poor guy. Hope he can get over it.

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Don Cornelius, the former host of the television show “Soul Train,” was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence Saturday. Cornelius is 72 years old. That’s right…72 and still beating on women allegedly (doesn’t really say who). Gotta wonder how you get that old and don’t learn your lesson, or find a woman that can beat your ass. I mean damn…how do you get away with it for that long?

OK…I suppose I should wait until I hear what really happened, but let’s be real. You get arrested for abuse what the hell else is it going to be for? Psychological abuse? Did he buy his woman some acne treatment and leave it out inconspicuously and offend her? Riiiight. We’ll pull out out jump to conclusions mat and just say homeboy slapped someone around.

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