Yes…she is still only 16. As much as you see her out and about she is still just 16.

Anyways…good news for fans of bad music. Miley Cyrus can now pump it out in record (no pun) volumes (no pun again) at her own house loaded with Moroccan furniture.

Instead of a car that cost more than your house she wanted to get a recording studio according to dear old dad, Billy Ray Cyrus.

“No, she didn’t want a Mercedes, she wanted a recording studio,” Billy Ray told Access Hollywood on the red carpet at the American Music Awards on Sunday night. “She just wanted a place to record there at the house. She’s been writing a lot of songs … a lot of really great material.”

Look for a Billy Ray coattails CD coming out with some duets with Miley soon.

“It’s a great place for us to get up there and work out some tunes and sing,” Billy Ray continued. “We both love doing harmonies and we could just jump in there and make all kinds of music and be real creative.”

Apparently Miley isn’t so sure that he is going to be in there with her at all. Dear old dad may be resigned to their “harmonies” together on the Moroccan furniture in the living room according to Miley.

“He’s not touching it, he’s not touching it! It’s mine,” Miley said. “It’s in my room. No one’s touching it but me. They’ll ruin it.”

Overall, Miley is excited like a little girl about the gift.

“It’s gonna be dope! I’m so stoked!” Miley told Access on Sunday, w“I think I get it tomorrow. I think it gets like all put in.”

Look…I didn’t put Hanna…er in the post once.

In a recent interview with Rolling Stone on Britney’s latest comeback she stated that she felt like she was an “old person” now.

“I feel like an old person now,” she says one afternoon, as a manicurist applies rhinestones and girly pink lacquer to her chewed-up nails. “I do! I go to bed at, like, 9:30 every night, and I don’t go out or anything, you know what I mean? I just feel like an old fart.”

How endearing. I’m sure we are all very convinced that she is living the life of an old lady. Clearly she will be sending out her wedding invitations soon and living the life of a laid back family girl. That is until we see her dancing naked in a club or something.

The interview itself just sounds like the spin she was able to pull off when she first came onto the scene. She was a “virgin” then apparently, and had people believing that she was just an innocent little girl. It worked and she became a superstar. Sounds like she is trying to go back to those days of innocence, but says that her album is a “little dirty”.

Spears has always been like this: silly, sweet, humble. She has never been very articulate, but she always tries to be accommodating. Tonight, she’s listening to mixes and finishing work on a track called “Lace and Leather.” When I ask how she knows if a song is going to be a hit, she says, “You just hear it, and you’re like, oh, my God, if somebody else takes this song, you’re gonna kill yourself, you know what I mean? Like, this one I’m doing tonight, I think it’s good, and it’s, like, really quirky and different and girly.”

“A little naughty,” says her manager, Larry Rudolph, 45, sitting nearby in a T-shirt and jeans.

“A little naugh-tay,” Spears agrees, sounding half-embarrassed.

Geroge Clooney has been People’s Sexiest Man twice in the past. 1997, and again in 2006. After learning of Hugh Jackman’s being named to the title he thought he would have a little fun with him. JAckman said that Clooney called and acted as f he were upset with him and accused him of campaigning for the title.

“George Clooney rang me at two in the morning,” Jackman told People magazine Monday at the “Australia” premiere in New York.

“I was half asleep and I said to him, ‘Ah, George sweetie, good to hear from you.’ He goes, ‘Shut up, Jackman!’’’ the Aussie actor recounted with a laugh.

”[He said,] ‘I know what you did! You started this big campaign that’s been going on and [you] took the title away from me,’” Jackman continued.

“I thought that was unnecessary,” he reportedly deadpanned.

Clooney always seems like a pretty funny guy in interviews so I imagine he probably is when people tell stories like this. Clooney is like Frank Sinatra (Chairman of the Board) and everyone else is just a cronie.

His father was with him when he arrived in New York and said that his father was real uncomfortable with the idea of talking to his son about being “sexy”…lol

Looks like Jackman will have to move on to hiding behind bamboo shades now since this should move him up in the harassment status by the bloodsucker reporters.

Now you may expect to see this kind of trash on TMZ.com, or AOL, or in People, but on FORBES? Yeah that’s right, Forbes.com has just released their second annual list of “Hollywood’s 10 Hottest Tots.”

If you don’t know, Forbes is supposed to be a business magazine. You know, they talk about the economy, the market, etc. For some odd reason they decided to go all out with their celebrity weirdness and went after the children. Someone please think of the children!

Forbes.com, which ranked celebrity children 5 years old and younger based on media attention and their parents’ popularity, said Suri Cruise, 2-year-old daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, known for her stylish outfits and haircut, popped up in more news articles and blogs than her peers. How exciting!

What is wrong with you people? Ranking kids under the age of 5? Pathetic. At least stick to the whacked out celebs who seem to gorge themselves with the best diet pills to stay at child weight and leave the kids out of it.

I must say that this must be the worst issue produced every year. Why? All dudes. At least do the sexiest “people” alive together so there is a reason to look. You know a bunch of models popping diet pills that we never heard of, but want to bang now because we finally know who they are. How about an Adriana Lima issue? Yeah…sorry I am sort of obsessed with her. I mean not obsessed, but she is my favorite hottie .

Anyways, Jackman’s wife of 12 years, Deborra-Lee Furness, calls his perfect form “the Body of Doom — but I like what’s inside”: a romantic who sings ballads at home and makes pancakes for Oscar, 8, and Ava, 3. A hard body with a soft center — 2008’s Sexiest Man Alive sat down with PEOPLE to reveal most of his secrets.Jackman’s wife of 12 years, Deborra-Lee Furness, calls his perfect form “the Body of Doom — but I like what’s inside”: a romantic who sings ballads at home and makes pancakes for Oscar, 8, and Ava, 3. A hard body with a soft center — 2008’s Sexiest Man Alive sat down with PEOPLE to reveal most of his secrets.

Check out some more on him if you really care here

Jaden Smith is the son of mega-star Will Smith, and is going to be the next Karate Kid. Columbia Pictures is reportedly planning a new version of the 1984 film as a star vehicle for Jaden Smith. The original ‘Karate Kid’ starred Ralph Macchio, and the 1994 sequel launched the career of Oscar-winning actress Hilary Swank.

Interesting choice I guess. Want to guess what the premise of this one is going to be? Do I really need to draw you a map? Kid growing up in the ghetto, meets bad ass karate man, fights gang wars and wins? Well…that is my guess, but I could be way off…lol

I remember loving the original Karate Kid. It was full of cheesy music, and cheesy dialog that only a child would think was great. Kind of like watching the original Star Wars now. Wow….that movie is CHEESY to me now. I must have been still riding around in kids wagons when that movie came out, but I thought it was the greatest thing ever. Boy…things change when you grow up a little. You hear that kids? You will hate yourself when you find out that Britney Spears, and all boy bands suck.