Most Disturbing Thing Ever: Hollywood’s 10 Hottest Tots

Now you may expect to see this kind of trash on TMZ.com, or AOL, or in People, but on FORBES? Yeah that’s right, Forbes.com has just released their second annual list of “Hollywood’s 10 Hottest Tots.”

If you don’t know, Forbes is supposed to be a business magazine. You know, they talk about the economy, the market, etc. For some odd reason they decided to go all out with their celebrity weirdness and went after the children. Someone please think of the children!

Forbes.com, which ranked celebrity children 5 years old and younger based on media attention and their parents’ popularity, said Suri Cruise, 2-year-old daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, known for her stylish outfits and haircut, popped up in more news articles and blogs than her peers. How exciting!

What is wrong with you people? Ranking kids under the age of 5? Pathetic. At least stick to the whacked out celebs who seem to gorge themselves with the best diet pills to stay at child weight and leave the kids out of it.

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