Watch out Scientology. Tom Cruise may be making the Church of Tom by having enough kids to con thousands himself. If you were looking for a small business opportunity you probably wouldn’t do too bad looking at becoming a servant for the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes family. Cruise said recently in the Sun that if he had his way he would have TEN kids.

“I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic.”

The star adopted two children with his second wife Nicole Kidman, Isabella, now 16, and 13-year-old Connor.

Im sure Katie is really excited to hear of this news. Certainly she wasn’t planning on continuing her career as an actress right?

Cruise said that “he hopes Katie can keep up with me…” Yeah…sure buddy. HER keep up with YOU? Since when did you get the ability to become pregnant? I’m sure it is really tough for you to have servants take care of your kids and all, but I have to believe that Katie is the one that is going to ahve to take the brunt of the work in this one pal, or is Scientology promising you some sort of test tube baby technology where your kids are manufactured in a mysterious vault?

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Laura Zuniga was crowned the Miss Hispanic America back in October this year, but her crown has already been stripped away. Just before Christmas last week, Zuniga, and a group of thugs that included her alleged boyfriend, were arrested at a Mexican checkpoint with an array of illegal goods and a bit of cash. $53,000 to be exact. Along with the cash they had AR-15 assault rifles, 38 specials, 9mm handguns, nine magazines, and 633 cartridges. Zuniga is being held for 40 days pending charges on racketeering, drug trafficking, guns and money laundering. I guess she figured out a way to self-fund mortgage life insurance with cash, but it didn’t seem to work out too well did it?

This is what movies are made of. Beauty queen that falls for the wrong guy and the fast life. A drug dealer with piles of cash, and the excitement of getting away with it. Only to end up in jail and disgraced after a quick view of the underworld.

This story however is just the beginning for a nation in the midst of many drug wars. A very well documented article can be seen on time.com about not only this in depth story, but the climate that is going on in the Mexican drug-trafficking industry.

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Wow…not that she has a prayer in hell of ever getting anything from the scheister, but wow anyways. $1 Billion.

Michael Jackson sang, “Billie Jean is not my lover,” in his massive 1983 hit, but a woman who says she’s Billie Jean Jackson claims otherwise. Oddly enough as whacko as Jacko is I actually have some of his classics on in my computer memory somewhere. Who says you have to hate the crackpot’s music because he is a weirdo? His music is amazing.

Billie Jean Jackson, who is believed to be Lavon Powlis, and is obviously crazy, claims she’s married to Michael and is seeking joint custody of his youngest child, 6-year-old Blanket (Blanket? Seriously?), whose birth name is Prince Michael II (Just as bad). The woman claims she is Blanket’s birth mother.

Billie Jean is suing the singer for 1 billion dollars “in support of Blanket.”

This woman has sued him before for the same thing, and lost terribly. In 1987 she filed a $150 million paternity lawsuit against Michael in which she claimed Michael had fathered three of her children and would not pay child support. The suit was dismissed and as far as anyone knows it was proven they were not his sons.

The crazed 60-year old mother of “Blanket” was arrested by Santa Barbara County sheriff’s deputies for trespassing on Michael’s Neverland Ranch in the Santa Ynez Valley in March of 2008 as well. In the current lawsuit, the papers state that the complaint is filed “because she always is arrested at the home of her husband, Michael J. Jackson.” You can’t disprove that logic.

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Being a “magician”, or whatever it is these people call themselves has never been easy. Between trying to drown themselves, and animals that attack it probably isn’t the safest job on the planet. I guess it isn’t the safest job to be an assistant either.

In his latest show, “An Intimate Evening of Grand Illusion,” magician David Copperfield walks through 12-foot fan blades without being touched, but for some reason one of his technicians wasn’t so “illusionist”. During the show the technician was sucked into the fan during the illusion and sustained injuries to his arm and face. A technician mind you. Basically the person that worked on the technical aspects of the illusion, and should probably be pretty familiar with the “Caution” sign that should be on the side.

The show was halted and he was rushed from the MGM Grand Las Vegas stage to the hospital, where he had pins and bolts placed in his arm and stitches for his facial injuries during several hours of surgery. I guess taking Ephedrasil hardcore to lose some weight isn’t the only option to “change the way you look”.

Copperfield took the opportunity to tell everyone how great he is:

“Many people assume that the death-defying illusions I do on stage are not dangerous,” Copperfield said in a statement to Access. “This unfortunate accident shows that couldn’t be further from the truth, and we’re just thankful that Brandon’s injuries weren’t worse.”

Then went on to mock the tech for getting injured. He presented him with a children’s magic set on his hospital bed when he woke up the next day.

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Along with around 2,000 other personal items, Michael Jackson is auctioning off the glittery glove that became famous in the video “Billy Jean” back in 1983. This will be part of a five-day auction next year, Julien’s Auctions announced Wednesday which will also include the huge gates from the Neverland Ranch. Doubtful any security cameras are left over after the FBI had their way with his property .

Jackson plans to donate a portion of the proceeds to MusiCares, a charitable organization founded by the Recording Academy to help musicians in need. Of course he will keep a lot of it since he is in financial trouble that has been reported a lot lately including the default of the Neverland Ranch, and a $7 million breach of contract suit filed against him just last month.

“(I’m) looking forward to doing a lot of great things,” he told ABC News. “I think the best is yet to come in my true humble opinion.”

^Still sounds like a kid doesn’t he?

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This guy is still trying to get air time. Well…I guess I can understand that he wants to try and make something of the opportunity he got when he was brought up in the campaign, but the majority of people think he is just a complete joke now. I think most people did in the first place considering that he doesn’t even understand the simple tax code of America.

So what is Joke (err…Joe) saying now? It’s quite shamful really. The “plumber” is saying that riding on the McCain bus made him feel “dirty”. That’s right…he said that he was disgusted by the tour on the gravy train he was invited to join.

Here is what he told conservative radio host Glenn Beck on Tuesday:

“When I was on the bus with him, I asked him a lot of questions about the bailout because most Americans did not want that to happen,” Wurzelbacher told Beck. “I asked him some pretty direct questions. Some of the answers you guys are gonna receive they appalled me, absolutely. I was angry. In fact, I wanted to get off the bus after I talked to him.”

Wurzelbacher said he stayed on the trail with McCain “honestly, because the thought of Barack Obama as president scares me even more.”

Check out this clicher of intelligence right here:

“Sarah Palin is absolutely the real deal,” he said.

The real deal in sexy lingerie maybe? That’s all I can think of. Yeah…I’m a pig.

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If you have read the Harry Potter series you know exactly what the tale of Beedle the Bard is. It was the book that was left to Hermione by Dumbledore. If you are more of the popcorn machines and movie type then you probably own’t know much about this tale until the last couple of movies come out .

Although the stories of the book were covered in the Harry Potter books, the actual writings were not. After all the Potter books were finished, Rowling created seven copies of the Beedle the Bard, writing and illustrating the five stories. She gave six of the copies to friends and the last one to the Children’s High Level Group, a charity she helped create. The charity auctioned the book, which Amazon bought for $4 million.

Now we can all buy the book. It is being released this Christmas season to the general public to help raise even more money for the charity. In this version, Rowling tells us that the tales were translated from the Ancient Runes by Hermione. And adding a special flair, the stories are accompanied by notes from Dumbledore, expounding on their larger meaning. In her introduction, Rowling says the notes date to about 18 months before Dumbledore’s death. Definitely cool. Guess you need the actual book this time and not the audiobook to fully enjoy the tales.

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If you even know who Ricki Lake is, you know that she had a little bit of a weight problem. Look at her now! Wow…she lost 140 pounds from an all time high of 270 pounds! Amazing.

Even more amazing is that she claims she did it as smooth as turning on the kitchen faucets the old fashioned way. Hard work and eating right? No way. This cannot be true. When it is so easy for someone to have a surgery to prevent them from eating someone actually takes the healthy route and exercises? Blasphemy.

“I can’t believe I was a fat person for most of my life,” the former talk show host, rocking a sexy black Herve Leger dress (size small), told PEOPLE at a recent benefit for the New Space for Women’s Health, a New York City birthing center slated to open in 2010.

“I didn’t have surgery and I worked hard. There’s no secret. I’m active. I watch what I eat,” Lake, 40, adds.

“I’m just grateful that I have sons and not daughters because it’s that much harder,” she says.

Lake sticks to meals delivered by a service called Fresh Dining (“It’s organic, it’s fresh, and I still love it,” she says) but admits unpredictable factors in life could one day interfere.

“With the weight stuff I don’t have any answers,” she says. “Something tragic in my life could happen and I could balloon and gain weight. I can’t promise I will be like this forever.”

And with the holidays in full swing? “I will be really conscious because I have this book coming out and I want to look great,” she says. “I don’t need to lose anymore weight. [But] I don’t want to go backwards. So I’m not going to pig out this Christmas.”

Good for her. She always was sort of “cute”, but had all the pounds to prevent her from sort of “hot”. She looks a lot like that girl from SNL doesn’t she? What’s her name? I am really at a loss to remember the lady’s name here, but if you watch SNL you probably have an idea who I’m talking about. The one that played the girl who used to hold her hands under her armpits…lol

Photo by: Gary Gershoff / WireImage

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You better take a look at the grey in your hair then. Not that hair, but the hair that you should probably shave anyways . Like the new fascination with the fruit from the Pomegranate trees everyone has just seemed to discover (well…maybe it was just me. I really don’t know how i missed this fruit my whole life until I drank the falvor this year for the first time.), Diddy and many other celebs are using the sexy version of Just For Men called Nancy Jarecki’s “Betty for Men”. Others that are supposedly using the product are Ben Stiller and Jack Black.

Yeah…I’m sure most of you don’t let anyone see your nether regions besides yourselves so this probably isn’t something you need is it? I thought so.

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