It is always great when the father runs out on the kids, only to be found a few decades later and we see everyone pretend that they are just happy to see each other. Mistakes were made, and immediately forgiven. Everyone lives happily ever after, at least in that mometnt, and we never hear about them again.

What would you do if you found your absentee father and he wasn’t really your father, but a transvestite, looking to get a sex change? You aren’t going to find many of those in a free directory. That is what Emily Wallis found when she tracked down the dad she had never met.

I find this story more hilarious than touching, or creepy. Well it is a bit creepy. The daughter took it in stride I guess, even after hearing stories of how her dad was an “Italian Stallion” from her mother.

Emily, 22, says: “Chloe was squeezed into a silver dress and wearing make-up and a wig. I had no idea what to do so I said, ‘You look better than me… and I really like your shoes’.”

Emily adds: “For years I had dreamed of us all being reunited. I’d even secretly harboured a hope that Clive and Mum might get back together. But when I saw my dad I realised that certainly wasn’t going to happen!”

Unreal.

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This guy just isn’t getting the help he needs apparently. Either that or he just doesn’t even want to try. Celebrities certainly have many more resources for being restrained and forced to get cleaned than you and I do, but they also have people that will just give them whatever they want so they can keep riding the gravy train. So if you see The Hoff on the slopes your next ski vacation you might want to veer off to another slope.

It appears that Hasselhoff was taken to the hospital for what was described as an alcohol induced seizure over the Thanksgiving holiday.

Hasselhoff’s neighbor Christian (he asked that we not use his last name), told RadarOnline.com that he saw the ambulance arrive at Hasselhoff’s home. “I asked one of the paramedics how David was doing and he told me his eyes were rolling back into his head, he was drooling and that he’d had a seizure.” Unfortunately, said Christian, “this isn’t the first time this has happened to him.”

Hasselhoff is on anti-seizure medication, but it obviously didn’t prevent this episode. It has been reported that he has been taken to the hospital for alcohol poisoning at least 5 times in the last year alone. One episode was that his blood alcohol level was over 4 times the legal limit of .08. This is comatose for most people, or death. A BAL of over 3 is insanity.

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It is quite funny that Adam Lambert kissing another guy has basically made him into a bigger star than he was. There is nothing better in the entertainment industry than making the stiffs upset.

I guess that guys kissing guys is still quite taboo in America. At least in front of people (I really don’t want to see it either, but it doesn’t upset me and there is no way I will complain if someone does it. They can do whatever they want). Adam Lambert made out with his male keyboard player on the American Music Awards last night and people got mad. 1500 people complained to ABC about it, and ABC’s the Today show actually canceled his appearance today. CBS of course took the opportunity to steal him and have him on their Early Show instead.

This guy just sold a ton of albums with the stunt and made himself some money. Funny how that works out isn’t it? Instead of squashing his popularity, the people that get offended by everything just pour fuel on the fire. HE could probably get paid to sell Mopar performance parts now.

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It appears that the in thing for celebs is to adopt kids. Maybe there is a war between them to see who can adopt the most kids, hire the most nannies, and have them take care of them all.

Angelina Jolie, it has been reported, has decided to adopt a Middle-Eastern child, but it appears that she plans to do this on here own, and without her man, Brad Pitt. If you want to speculate you can, but honestly I don’t care if he doesn’t want another adopted kid, or whatever it is you want to come up with. THEY DON’T TAKE CARE OF THESE KIDS ANYWAYS.

It is a good thing that celebs try to adopt a lot of kids though I guess. Even if you don’t like celebs and think they make too much money (you are a moron if you don’t understand the money they bring in to those who hire them), you can’t argue that rich people adopting kids with little hope of a better life is a bad thing. If you were adopted by a celeb as a kid it would be pretty damn awesome wouldn’t it? You would never have to work at a place like a call center services the rest of your life. You’d be a spoiled brat.

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Of course as the years move on it isn’t any surprise to see movies steal this title every 6 months. The previous record holder for the highest box office receipts was the Dark Knight. New Moon totaled $72.7 million across the United States and Canada on Friday, a figure that includes record-breaking midnight sales of $26.3 million, said the film’s closely held distributor Summit Entertainment. This was a big step up from Dark Knight, which opened at around $62 Million.

Such heights could be difficult for the “Twilight” sequel to attain. Still, industry observers expect it could finish up with upwards of $125 million for the weekend once Saturday sales data and Sunday estimates are issued early on Sunday. Either way they are taking their cross country movers to the bank.

That would place the film at No. 4 in the record books, behind “The Dark Knight” ($158 million), “Spider-Man 3″ ($151 million), and “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” ($136 million), and ahead of “Shrek the Third” ($122 million), according to tracking firm Box Office Mojo.

The previous record for midnight sales was held by “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince,” which kicked off its run with $22.2 million in sales in July.

The “New Moon” predecessor, “Twilight,” released exactly a year ago, ended up with $193 million in North America after an opening weekend of $70 million.

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OK…I’ll admit that I’m not a 13 year old girl. So, I think it is fair to say that I shouldn’t know what New Moon is, nor should I have seen the original Twilight. The only reason I even heard this name is that every place I look the last few days has stuff like “OMG NEW MOON AS-Z” and “THAT GUY IS SOOOO CUTE!”

I Think that I am going to take a cruise to the turks and caicos all inclusive for a while so that I don’t accidentally get int he way of a hormonal teen on their way to the theater in the next few weeks. I just can’t take it.

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Earlier this week Joe perry, Aerosmith guitarist claimed that lead singer, Steven Tyler was to turn out the lighting fixture on the band to pursue his own thing. It was based on an interview Tyler gave that stated he was ready to move on, but he had never actually told the rest of the band. Perry Tweeted about it yesterday, but aapprently today the band is back together?

Tyler and Perry made a surprise appearance onstage at the Fillmore in New York Tuesday night and announced that Tyler was back in the saddle. “I just want New York to know I’m not leaving Aerosmith,” Tyler, 61, told the cheering crowd. The band then gave an rousing performance of “Walk this Way.”

The speculation of a breakup started last week when Tyler told Classic Rock Magazine that his next project was “definitely going to be something Steven Tyler, working on the brand of myself – Brand Tyler.” Distraught fans speculated that Tyler was taking a permanent vacation from the band.

Perry responded on Twitter saying, “Aerosmith is definitely NOT breaking up. One of the members is doing his own thing and said so in the press. That’s all I know.” Six minutes later, he Tweeted, “In the meantime, Aerosmith is positively looking for a new singer to work with. You just can’t take 40 years of experience and throw it in the bin!”

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With it being the 40th Anniversary of Sesame Street this week we have seen everyone jumping on the bandwagon, so why not add to it? Google had a different character take the place of their plain Google logo all week, but everyone else has jumped on board as well.

Between laying some garage flooring you may as well take this quiz with your family and find out what Sesame Street character you are.

I am Bert.

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“V” was originally a mini-series that appeared on ABC back in the 1980′s about an alien encounter. Basically the same thing we have seen a thousand times already, but apparently can never get enough of in the sci-fi fantasy realm.

The show was quite popular then, but back then you actually put TV programs much higher on your to do list every night than today with so many other things to occupy our time. Like say the internet, video games, finding the best eye creams, or just plain going outside.

In initial overnight ratings, “V,” a remake of a 1980’s sci-fi series about an alien invasion, hit a 5 rating in the 18-to-49 age group that networks prize (because advertisers pay the most to reach it), the best number of any drama or comedy series introduced this fall.

The show also had about 14 million viewers, which was below the 18.7 million that the CBS drama “NCIS LA” attracted for its premiere. But that show, a spinoff, benefited from following its progenitor, “NCIS,” on Tuesday nights. The “V” performance was more impressive because as an 8 p.m. show it pulled in the audience all on its own.

The only other new series close to “V” in terms of an 18-49 rating was the new Fox animated comedy “The Cleveland Show,” which averaged a 4.9 in that group for its premiere. But again, that series had the advantage of being placed between Fox’s two animated hits, “The Simpsons” and “Family Guy.”

One reason “V” exceeded expectations was that the drama had acquired a reputation as a troubled show. In the past week the studio that owns the show, Warner Brothers, had announced that it was bringing in a new executive producer, Scott Rosenbaum (”Chuck”), to run “V.”

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