Tiger Woods Speaks
Tiger Woods finally came out with his first public appearance since being ostracized by the media and the golf world for cheating on his wife. During this time people even tried to theorize that he was on performance enhancing drugs because he is so cut…lol
The whole situation for a celebrity is ridiculous of course. A rich guy and popular that can bang a lot of chicks isn’t actually news is it? They probably ALL probably do it. Why is Tiger so different? I mean he married a NANNY for god’s sake.
Anyways, Tiger spoke for about 20 minutes and apologized at least 20 times for being a man. He didn’t, however tell us when he was going to return to golf and destroy everyone. Hopefully this comes before he is on some sort social security disability because golf is worthless without him.
