While the rants and all the ensuing hilarity of parodies out there is worth it, the Sheen rant got the show shut down.

Their announcement came hours after recordings of a Sheen interview with syndicated radio personality Alex Jones began whizzing around the Web, in which Sheen repeatedly attacked the show’s creator, as well as Alcoholics Anonymous.

CBS halted production of the show after his rants, and it does not appear there are any indications that his contract will be completed for a 9th season.

I don’t watch the show so all the aftermath is way better than the show could ever be anyways. Just look at his amazing speel here from the show:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows … I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people … not yours…we will continue on together…

Charlie Sheen

Just fabulous.

His rants have hit the viral video mark now and all sorts are coming out. Even been Taiwanized which is the height of news fashion.

and of course the leaked footage of the finale which is easily a top 10 all-time finale.

I think we can safely assume Willie is to the point that he doesn’t give a crap about these laws. In fact I wouldn’t be shocked if he got busted on purpose simply for “awareness”.

Country singer Willie Nelson has been charged with marijuana possession again after six ounces was found on his tour bus in Texas, according to U.S. Border Patrol Services.

Patrol spokesman Bill Brooks says the bus pulled into the Sierra Blanca checkpoint Friday morning. When the door opened, an officer smelled pot, triggering a search and the discovery of marijuana.

I’m sure Willie will be alright and has a buddy with cash advances available waiting for the call.

Back in 2006, he was also charged with a misdemeanour after being found with marijuana and mushrooms. He paid a fine and was put on six months’ probation.

Nelson, whose hits include Good Hearted Woman, Always On My Mind and On the Road Again, later posed for High Times magazine. He is also a board member of the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws.

Probalby not a shocker that back in 2008 the “Bruno” movie crew showed up at a gay marriage demonstration to sell the best thermogenic fat burner…errr I mean to start conflicts in order to help the film.

A photog named Mike Skiff — a gay cameraman who covers “events involving the gay community” — claims he was at a Prop 8 rally in 2008 when a crew from Cohen’s movie “Bruno” arrived on the scene with an intention to “promote violent discord between the assembled ‘yes’ and ‘no’ factions.”

According to the lawsuit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, members of the “Bruno” crew “carried ‘Yes on Proposition 8′ signs contrived for the sole purpose of inciting and sparking unrest to enhance the dramatic effect of what they may capture for their film.”

The video below is from SKiff himself and shows “Bruno” at around 5:20

Don’t know why you are surprised, or even outraged. Surely, celebrities deserve all the breaks and should live above the law. If you have a few dollars there is no reason you should ever spend time in the clink. Come on now. What world do you live in?

Apparently, after her 543242344th drug test failure, Lohan will be forced to go back into rehab until after New Years. The judge was really hard on her too. Saying that they know what day New Years is and that is why they won’t let her out until afterwards because drug addicts only party on special occasions and all. She could probably figure out how to inject acetyl l carnitine into her eye and get high.

“I’m serious about that [date]. You’re staying there past the New Year, and there’s a reason for that,” Fox told Lohan.

Deputy Dist. Atty. Danette Meyers had asked Fox to sentence the 24-year-old actress to 180 days in jail, saying time behind bars would be the only way to get Lohan to take her case seriously. Meyers contended that the sole reason Lohan checked herself into treatment in late September was the possibility of going to jail.

“To continue the cycle of [treatment] program, violation, ensuing jail time, program, violation, does no good to her or the state of California,” Meyers said at the hearing. “I wish she would get it together.”

Her attorney said “she is trying her best”.

Some magazine printed a story that Beckham was cheating on his wife with a $10K a night hooker. Let’s just look at that allegation logically before anything. We’ll break it down and show how silly it really is.

First of all, let’s say he DID actually buy a $10K a night hooker. What kind of service is this that they get him caught in the first place? If someone is charging $10K a night the #1 priority would obviously be privacy right? Of course it would.

Second, let’s say he DID pay for this service. This is someone that Makes $10K a day here. This isn’t someone that just happens to do this as a last resort. This is a PRO. They aren’t trying to “get out of it”. What benefit are they going to get from outing the guy in the first place? Blackmail? Why would anyone fess up to this based on point #1? Blackmail has almost no chance here for her. What does she need a few bucks for eye wrinkle cream reviews she read? Get real.

Just out of the clink, like most regular folks, Lindsay Lohan is subject to drug testing while still under the watchful eye of the law. Apparently she has failed a drug test for cocaine, and according to TMZ failed another test for another drug within a short time frame as well. No POS systems is going to get her out of this.

You know you have no self control at all when you fail a test for cocaine. It lasts about 2-3 days in your system. Someone like her probably had a pretty good idea when she would be getting tested so the idea that it was “random” I find hard to believe. Only the worst abusers fail these tests for cocaine. People that know a month in advance when they will be tested and STILL fail cocaine tests that they could have easily avoided. Addiction is a hell of a thing.

Lohan could face 30 days in jail for EACH of the failed drug tests. Ummmm…how about rehab lockdown? Jail isn’t going to do anything.

According to a lawsuit against our favorite softcore porn producer Joe Francis, in a new lawsuit … in which Joe is described as a “rapist, child molester” and even the “Douche of the Decade.”

IF you don’t know, Francis is responsible for the churning out of Girls Gone Wild videos that have made him rich, and he has been crucified many times for the sale of these “racy” adult videos.

The legal docs were just filed by 4th Street Media — the publisher behind a new tell-all book written by former GGW employee Ryan Simkin. 4th Street has filed the papers in an effort to stop Francis from blocking the sale of the book titled, “FLASH! Bars, Boobs, and Busted: 5 Years on the Road with Girls Gone Wild.”

For the life of me I’m trying to figure out why some flight attendant is a “hero” to people. According to TMZ some guy did something on a plane and there is a Facebook page with over 15,000 members in support of this guy for breaking a airline protocol.

Obviously, I must have been hiding somewhere the last few days…oh right I don’t pay attention to stuff this dumb until it is unavoidable and on every news page I see….

So…after reading about 4 articles on this I still haven’t figured out what happened. I just see people making it out to be some sort of joke, or like the guy was in the right even though he is facing 7 years in PRISON.

Give me a couple minutes and 5 more articles and maybe I can figure it out…

OK…I still don’t get why he is a hero, but apparently some passenger was rude to a flight attendant and he snapped. At least this is what I gather, and people think this was a good idea because they have had rude customers before as well. I forgot that customers should pay for being ruse. I’m sure all employers were applauding this flight attendant for breaking a bunch of laws to show how bad he is at his job.

This story makes me sad, and sick for anyone that thinks that flight attendant is clever, or whatever they think. He certainly won’t be getting his 25 year engraved gifts for his retirement anymore that’s for sure.

It appears the 5th (?) Mel Gibson tape (WARNING: extremely offensive language.) has been released. No racist rants in this one, but a lot of uncontrolled rage that’s for sure. This guy is off the deep end in these tapes.

This one is quite disturbing. He really goes insane in this one. He uses every derogatory term a person can think of to berate Oksana Grigorieva, the mother of his eight-month-old daughter. Not sure you can even find any humor in this one as satire. It is SCARY.

Oksana impressively remains rather composed throughout the conversation. Gibson is raving mad. You can feel his rage through the tape it is so intense. He tells her everything except that she should invest in the best weight loss pills and lose some weight.

Everyone was shocked, and amazed at the insidious rant that was released Friday of Mel Gibson berating his former lover, and mother of his child, Oksana Grigorieva. Gibson is not exactly a favorite of anyone at this point. The rant just adds to animosity over the actor’s comments and attitude from a couple years ago when he berated Jews. This time it was not just women, but African Americans as well. He has no place left to hide. HE may need to build some metal buildings and hide in a bomb shelter to ride this out for a few years.

With the Gibson rant being released to the public, speculation was obviously coming in that Oksana Grigorieva herself had released it. They are going through a bitter break up it seems that even includes restraining orders. Gibson is even being investigated for assault by the LAPD in a domestic violence complaint from January, 2010.

Caught by paparazzi photographers running errands this weekend, Grigorieva was vague, saying that details “will come out in the right time.”

Grigorieva told photographers from gossip website X17online.com that she had “no idea” who was releasing the tapes to Radar and that she thought it was “terrible” that the audio had gone viral.

When asked if she had meant for the tapes to go public she said, “Not at all.”