So…some woman decided it would either be funny, or she was serious when she postd this on Demi Moore’s Twitter page:

“Getting a knife, a big one that is sharp. Going to cut my arm down the whole arm so it doesn’t waste time,” said the message sent to Moore by a user of the social networking site.

“Hope you are joking,” wrote back Moore.

“Gbye…gonna kill myself now,” the woman responded.

A San Jose police spokesman said the department had received a number of calls from Twitter users about the suicide threat and sent officers to the 48-year-old woman’s home.

OF course the publicity is great for these celebs.

Moore’s husband, Ashton Kutcher, Twitted his congratulations.

“Wifey reported a suicide attempt based on a…tweet she got and saved someones life. The woman is in the hospital now.”

Forget all about weight loss pills. No we don’t need any of that if we are Demi Moore.

“Just a week ago I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy,” Moore said on “Late Show with David Letterman” Monday night.

“It detoxifies your blood and they have a little enzyme that when they’re biting down on you gets released into your blood,” the actress added. “Generally you bleed for quite a bit and it detoxifies your blood.”

Really? So the key to it is that you just bleed a lot? Awesome health tip. She said it hurts too, but good ole lamaze breathing helps her through it.

“They start in a spot for me that is a horrible spot: my belly button,” she said. “It crawls in and you feel it bite down on you … and then you just watch it swell up and get fatter and fatter and then when it’s super drunk on your blood it just kinda rolls over like it’s stumbling out of a bar.”