What could have possibly happened to make rapper Eminem race out acrossed the porcelain tile at the MTV Movie Awards?

Well…after performing his single “We Made You” and “Crack A Bottle” from his hit album Relapse, some odd things happened. Not long after his performance, he stormed away from his seat at the auditorium when Sacha Baron Cohen, in a barely-visibly thong as his flamboyant character Brüno, descended like an angel and landed face down in the rapper’s lap.

Let’s just say he was not amused. The body guards pounced and Eminem’s entourage made its exit in what was the most outrageous moment on a night.

I’m sure some sort of foul mouthed response is coming .

In another video from Jessica Alba to try and get you to vote she is selling the anti-voting mask called The Muzzler 2008. A great accessory to your new supply of Ephedrasil Hardcore. It will make you the hottest thing at the party. For sure.

Obviously this is supposed to be funny. Obviously it is at most a grin. The only reason to watch this really is that it has Jessica Alba AND Hayden Panettiere in it.

If you happen to be one of those that actually thought Sarah Palin was “good” at the VP debate last week, well you must think that Tina Fey is a genius. Filled with “folksy” talk about how Sarah Palin is down with Joe Sixpack we got ourselves someone who did a great job at reading notes she was given while not answering any questions. Probably practicing her “speech” at the debate on her iPod like using downloadable audio books, Palin was great at answering questions that were never asked. The McCain/Palin campaign has found their groove now. This next month won’t be about issues. It is going to be about how bad the Obama campaign is.

So…Tina Fey did her impression on SNL Saturday for the debate, and it was brilliant.

If you can’t see the embedded video go here.

A Boston women’s shelter cut Sandra Bernhard’s act from its annual benefit this year because of an offensive “rape” joke she made about Sarah Palin recently. Sandra has decided to say that it was taken out of context and would like to explain the joke for them to defend herself.

Here is what the “joke” was about originally:

Bernhard said Palin would be “gang-raped by my big black brothers” during a diatribe in her one-woman show in Washington last month in which she also criticized Palin for opposing abortion rights.

Bernhard says the comment was taken completely out of context and was part of a tirade about “women, racism, freedom and the extreme views of Governor Sarah Palin”. Some show she was putting on for people that for some reason find her funny, and maybe even go to Amazon books and buy what she writes. Your guess is as good as mine.

Many guests at , have been victims of violence, public relations director of Rosie’s Place, a Boston shelter, Leemarie Mosca said in response to the comments:

“In light of our mission, we don’t think violence against women is a laughing matter,” she said.
Mosca said the shelter expected to book a replacement before the Oct. 16 luncheon “Funny Women … Serious Business.”

“Right now, our main focus is our event and making sure the event is a success,” Mosca said. “And for us, that means not including Sandra Bernhard at this time.”

Yeah…I’m really not sure how the “joke ” could be taken out of context really. I guess you had to be there .

I have had quite a few conversations with people today about the VP debate, and Sarah Palin so very little surprises me anymore. People basically said she won because she didn’t wet herself on stage her expectations were so low. She couldn’t possibly lose, even though Biden virtually destroyed her if you ahve ever actually witnessed a real debate before.

Palin I guess talked “straight” to us last night. Telling us that she knew what was going on because she hung out at kid’s soccer games and around the wooden swing sets at the park. Sure.

Anyways…TMZ has a hilarious pic of her support after the debate. Take a look.

Never thought they would pull the sexism card. Wait…yeah I did. Right when they jumped into the celebrity race with Obama by naming Palin the VP candidate. Get back in the kitchen and clean your vessel sinks. Ooops…

“The portrait was very dismissive of the substance of Sarah Palin, and so in that sense, they were defining Hillary Clinton as very substantive, and Sarah Palin as totally superficial,” McCain advisor Carly Fiorina told MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell on Monday. “I think that continues the line of argument that is disrespectful in the extreme, and yes I would say sexist.”

Although we all know about her religious views, they haven’t really been beat on yet.

“Just because Sarah Palin has different views than Hillary Clinton does not mean that she lacks substance. She has a lot of substance,” Fiorina said.

Keeping with the recent lies of the MCCain campaign Palin says she enjoyed the show, although she has already admitted that she didn’t even have the volume up when she watched it.

“She thought it was quite funny, particularly because she once dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween,” Palin spokesperson Tracey Schmitt told CBS.

I really can’t remember seeing any celebs saying that they were backing McCain. Of course celebs are die-hard libbies anyways, but there are always a few that at least support the Republican candidate. I honestly don’t really know more than a couple people in my life that say they support McCain. The lightbulbs in my lighting fixtures seem to have lasted longer than the ones in his head.

IT is a strange thing. He still seems to be neck in neck with Obama in the race, but I can’t figure out how. Of every 10 people I talk to I would wager a guess that maybe 1 person supports McCain.

So…when the celebs come out they come out for Obama. Take a look at the celebs jumping on the Obama bandwagon this election.

In the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar, cover girl Tyra Banks poses as potential first lady Michelle Obama, wife of the presumptive Democratic nominee Senator Barack Obama.

Standing in foront of a Canon camera, or more like a Candid Camera, Banks is superimposed to a fake Oval Office where Barrack Obama sits in the Big Cheese’s chair.

What the hell is this all abut? Let’s put it this way. It’s Tyra Banks trying to get some attention and at the same time throwing a bunch of BS at the wall for you to read.

We have a new candidate. One that would probably win if they ran considering the state of the country. Paris Hilton has decided to grace our LCD TV monitors this week after she was seen being portrayed as a “celebrity” in one of John McCain’s campaign ads recently. The ad was to show that basically Obama is nothing more than a celebrity and has no experience.

Now Paris Hilton has replied with a video of her own calling McCain “That wrinkly white-haired guy” and giving us a look into her fuel policy. This is a joke for those of you dumb enough to believe it isn’t.

Normally I don’t pay a lot of attention to TV “News” people, but when a guy dies at the age of 58 who has been a pretty popular “news” voice over the years it is sort of a shock.

Tim Russert, host of NBC’s “Meet the Press” who was renowned for his tough questions and shrewd passion for politics, died suddenly Friday. The newsman collapsed while working in the network’s Washington bureau. He was 58.

This Presidential election has been watched by many with the absolute loathing of this current administration. Russert has likely been seen by many of you as a moderator for a few of the Democratic debates between Hillary Clinton and eventual Democratic winner, Barack Obama. With the shared casting of this on places like Youtube, those interested should have been able to see these debates quite easily right from their laptop.

NBC interrupted its regular programming with news of Russert’s death and continued for several hours of coverage without commercial break. The network announced that Tom Brokaw would anchor a special edition of “Meet the Press” on Sunday, dedicated to Russert.