For all of you that are enamored with her I’m sure you are pretty excited about this idea. Kim K. is brushed with some sort of silver paint, but COMPLETELY nude in these photos. She is also airbrushed like crazy so you can’t see how tubby she is.

While she probably won’t be looking for a wedding dress anytime soon, she seems to be available to right athlete if they have the game. Reggie Bush can still apply it appears. As long as he has the right car insurance.

Kim Kardashian is going to inspire a lot of craning necks (and maybe even a few cases of whiplash) this Wednesday, when W magazine’s November issue hits newsstands. As part of their third annual Art Issue, Kim posed for the mag wearing little more than silver paint and three strategically placed coverlines reading, “It’s all about me. I mean you. I mean me.”

I think she looks awful in these photos and they clearly are crazy airbrushed. I heard one of her friends said he ass looks like cottage cheese. Oh the humanity. With friends like those…

While I rarely ever read anything with Twitter in the title I just found this to be kind of funny. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush supposedly broke up this week, and the tabloids are already putting her in a relationship with another athlete.

According to the tabloids, an English soccer player named Wayne Bridge met Kardashian during some time off in Miami. The tabloids then went on to say that they were dating possibly. I guess they are ready for a Outer Banks vacation rentals?

Anyways, what is funny about the whole thing is what she said on Twitter:

“Who the hell is Wayne Bridge?” the reality star tweeted Friday after British tabloids linked the pair. “LOL … Someone please fill me in because I have no clue!”

haha…OWNED

Well whoopeedoo. Big news here. Reggie was annoyed apparently that Kim is too busy so they broke it off again.

So…yeah whatever. They broke up and they will get back together again when Reggie decides he is sick of getting caught banging other women is my guess.

Kim, 29, and Reggie, 25, also briefly split last summer. On one episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, she was so depressed about their relationship ending that she refused to wear makeup for days on end (mom Kris finally did a beauty intervention). Probably tapped into the best weight loss pills too.

There are also rumors that the party princess wants a ring and the NFL star isn’t ready. Reports put him partying recently with female fans at a Manhattan nightclub.

Just last month, Kardashian gushed about how strong their relationship had become since their reunion.

“We’ve been spending more time together. It takes a lot to be in a long distance relationship especially when the both of us have so much going on,” the middle sis told Pop Tarts. “It is an adjustment to say OK, we have to make this priority and we’ve done that.”

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