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Lohan to Work in Morgue As Punishment

So…Lindsay Lohan is being punished for her misdemeanor drunk driving she was arrested for last year. She is going to see dead people. Literally. As part of her sentence, Lohan will be forced to serve some of her community service working in a morgue. Sounds more interesting than a punishment really. Is that too morbid to say out loud? Probably. I said it anyways. IF you watch enough CSI, or Law and Order I guess you kind of find the morgue an interesting place. These people are well past the need for medicare insurance so you really don’t feel all that bad anymore do you unless you know their story? I guess I should just stop talkign now.

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Lindsay Lohan Gets One Day in Jail

Good for her. It isn’t like she killed anyone…yet.

Lindsay Lohan reached a plea deal Thursday on misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges that calls for her to spend one day in jail, serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug treatment program.

This girl who is much less attractive than most people give her credit for is still in the news breaking the law just like all the other super cool chicks like Britney, Paris, and Nicole. I just can’t get enough of the Bad Girls.

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Bodyguard: Blame Lindsay Lohan’s parents

The old…”Blame the Parents” defense. Responsibility is never on the person that does anything is it? Of course not. I blame my parents for everything I have ever done. Why wouldn’t I? It is much easier than to fess up and admit I’m a jackass.

If Lindsay Lohan’s life is a train wreck, she’s got no one to blame but her parents. So says LiLo’s former bodyguard Tony Almeida in the latest issue of In Touch.

“Lindsay was a very sweet and talented kid, but she didn’t stand a chance against her parents and the Hollywood system,” he told the magazine. more

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Lindsay Lohan turns herself in to police

Like nobody knew where she was. I wish I wasn’t cuffed and thrown in a holding cell until my arraignment when I was wanted for a crime. Must be nice to show up on your own terms and then walk with a weak fine and community service you can probably do on a TV show like A Simple Life. You know that Paris and Nicole will have that show just to do their community service since they are both drunk drivers too. Maybe they should get Lohan on the show too. Britney Spears would be another great addition. They could change the name to “No-talent Ass Clowns”.

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After wild weekend, Lohan back in rehab

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Getting voted #1 on the Maxim Hot 100 must have been reason to celebrate for Lohan. Apparently everything is a reason for this actress to celebrate and get into trouble.

The move followed a weekend during which the wild-child actress, who is a month shy of her 21st birthday, crashed her Mercedes, was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence and was photographed slumped in the passenger seat of a friend’s car.

“It’s so weird that I went to rehab,” Lohan said in Allure magazine’s May issue. “I always said I would die before I went to rehab.”

“The world has been very hard on her,” said Michael Heller, an attorney and Lohan family friend. “She has a lot of personal issues and family issues. There’s an incredible amount of pressure on this 20-year-old.”

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