Madonna was tossed to the ground Saturday when her horse was startled by photographers while riding on a Hamptons estate. Good old paparazzi. Always ready to get the shot.

Publicist, Liz Rosenberg said that the accident occurred when the horse she was riding was surprised by paparazzi, who jumped out of the bushes to photograph the pop singer Saturday. What an idiot.

This is the second time Madonna has been thrown from a horse in the last 4 years. It appears that she may need to ride around on top of outdoor cushions if morons like this photographer are going to be hiding in bushes to spook her animals.

Madonna suffered minor injuries and bruises from the incident. Madonna broke three ribs, a hand and a collarbone in 2005 after slipping from the saddle during her 47th birthday celebration, however.

The fall happened at her England estate while riding a polo horse she was not acquainted with alongside an assistant. She called it “the most painful experience of my life.”

No word on what happens to the paparazzi douchebag that caused the accident.

Madonna’s bid to adopt a second Malawian child, a baby girl called Mercy James, will be examined by a court in the southern African country next week, officials said on Friday.

The 4-year-old would be a sister for David, whose adoption by the U.S. pop star aroused controversy, and comes from the same orphanage.

Judges are deciding if they will let her HA HA. Sure…a multi-millionaire (billionaire) not getting kids from a impoverished home? Certainly that won’t happen. She probably has more sleep number beds than I have failed relationships. She probalby has more of those than me too actually.

Heartwarming quote:

“Her name is Mercy James from Mchinji Home of Hope orphanage. She has no father and mother, they both died…We finished the assessment yesterday in readiness for the courts next week,” an official at the ministry of Gender and Child Development told Reuters.

Child labor is what it is .

So…after spending a few years having sex with Madonna, you get to walk away with a $60 Million settlement. What a tough life. While most people are worried about burning fat with something like Lipovox, this dude is burning money.

The 40-year-old film director gets the couple’s 1,200-acre country estate and a swanky London pub.

The cash is to cover their London properties — a family townhouse in Marylebone, a ten-bedroom property next door and two mews cottages each.

The total value will be around $60million — enough for Guy to walk away satisfied.

The director of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and RocknRolla already had an estimated £25million fortune.

Poor guy. Hope he can get over it.

Apparently Madonna and Britney didn’t get close enough when they were making out at the MTV Video Awards a few years back. According to The Sun, Madonna and Britney will be together again on Madonna’s next tour.

From what that says they will be wrapped in bandages and unwrapped by some dudes in tight pants to show them wearing almost nothing. This tactical gear will be just something like a few strips of clothing and thigh high boots.

An on-set source revealed: “It’s absolutely classic Madonna. Probably the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial.

“Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots.

Now…15 years ago this may have been exciting when it came to Madonna. Today? Not so sure. Britney? Bah…never really been a fan of her look either. As a blogger? Well…that’s a completely different story .

Slow news day I guess when you have to write about something as obvious as this. Celebrities like to get tore up. Madonna is said to be a gym rat who likely takes some of the top diet pills while she tells everyone she works out I guess must like to get silly at times as well. Like shje isn’t a party animal anyways right? Did people forget that she used to be the biggest sex pot in the entertainment industry? Someone that probably SHOULD have been doing porn as much as she talked openly about her sexual exploits? Pretty strange how she is sort of looked at like a role model now or something.

The singer, who sounded groggy and admitted to having a hangover on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Thursday morning, said that she and Justin Timberlake hit the town after performing a free concert in Manhattan on Wednesday.

“We had to celebrate,” Madonna, 49, said. “[We] decided we both work too hard and have to have fun.”

You have got to be kidding me. So this guy is a Marilyn Monroe expert, which is disturbing in its own right, but he doesn’t realize that a photograph, isn’t her? The photo in question is probably almost as popular as any that Marilyn Monroe has ever taken. It is of Madonna hitchiking in the nude from her book back in 1992 called “Sex”. You can see the photo in the link through Google if you have your filter settings turned off.

Quite a laughable mistake on their part. They even had a press conference scheduled in which they were going to unveil the photo. Fortunately for them the press wasn’t as naive as they were. When showed a sneak peak of the photo they were told immediately that it was Madonna. These guys need a quick vacation with a Hilton Head rental me thinks.

Nicastro and his wife, Phyllis, said they had spent about four months researching the origin of the photograph and called in Chris Harris, a publicist and Monroe expert, for help authenticating it.

“You’re right; it’s Madonna,” Harris said after being told of the mix-up. Harris said he believed someone had slipped the poster into Nicastro’s storage as a prank.

“If there ever was an embarrassing moment,” he said, adding that he planned to go ahead with the news conference to “face the music.”

There is one person, he noted, who should feel good about the mistaken identity.

“Who wins here? Madonna, of course,” Harris said. “She really looks like Marilyn Monroe.”