Wow…not that she has a prayer in hell of ever getting anything from the scheister, but wow anyways. $1 Billion.

Michael Jackson sang, “Billie Jean is not my lover,” in his massive 1983 hit, but a woman who says she’s Billie Jean Jackson claims otherwise. Oddly enough as whacko as Jacko is I actually have some of his classics on in my computer memory somewhere. Who says you have to hate the crackpot’s music because he is a weirdo? His music is amazing.

Billie Jean Jackson, who is believed to be Lavon Powlis, and is obviously crazy, claims she’s married to Michael and is seeking joint custody of his youngest child, 6-year-old Blanket (Blanket? Seriously?), whose birth name is Prince Michael II (Just as bad). The woman claims she is Blanket’s birth mother.

Billie Jean is suing the singer for 1 billion dollars “in support of Blanket.”

This woman has sued him before for the same thing, and lost terribly. In 1987 she filed a $150 million paternity lawsuit against Michael in which she claimed Michael had fathered three of her children and would not pay child support. The suit was dismissed and as far as anyone knows it was proven they were not his sons.

The crazed 60-year old mother of “Blanket” was arrested by Santa Barbara County sheriff’s deputies for trespassing on Michael’s Neverland Ranch in the Santa Ynez Valley in March of 2008 as well. In the current lawsuit, the papers state that the complaint is filed “because she always is arrested at the home of her husband, Michael J. Jackson.” You can’t disprove that logic.

Along with around 2,000 other personal items, Michael Jackson is auctioning off the glittery glove that became famous in the video “Billy Jean” back in 1983. This will be part of a five-day auction next year, Julien’s Auctions announced Wednesday which will also include the huge gates from the Neverland Ranch. Doubtful any security cameras are left over after the FBI had their way with his property .

Jackson plans to donate a portion of the proceeds to MusiCares, a charitable organization founded by the Recording Academy to help musicians in need. Of course he will keep a lot of it since he is in financial trouble that has been reported a lot lately including the default of the Neverland Ranch, and a $7 million breach of contract suit filed against him just last month.

“(I’m) looking forward to doing a lot of great things,” he told ABC News. “I think the best is yet to come in my true humble opinion.”

^Still sounds like a kid doesn’t he?

It’s hard to believe that Michael Jackson is going to be 50 soon. Also, it is insanely hard to believe the transformation that has taken place over those 50 year to his physical appearance. He is so thin it looks as if he has tried every single one of these diet pills from these weight loss pill reviews. IT isn’t like he has turned from black to white or anything over the last 50 years*cough*. Take a look at this slide show to see just how incredible it has been.

The King of Pop turns 50 on Aug. 29 and he’s said to be working on a new batch of songs. Although i do love a lot of his music I am just not sure he has anything left, or that he has updated his style at all to conform to this era. Of course I will be interested to hear what he has, but I don’t hold any optimism.

Sorry to break the string of Nude celebrity posts, but it had to be done eventually. We go from hot celebs that you want to see nude, to one not so hot, to some guy called Jacko who is as famous for being a pervert as he is for his music.

IF you are looking for some commercial real estate you may be in luck with the one and only Neverland Ranch soon. The pop star’s Neverland Ranch will be put up for public sale unless he pays the more than $24 million he still owes on the property, according to a Tuesday court filing. Everything from his Merry Go-Round to his locomotive could be for sale if he doesn’t cough up the cash.

Financial Title Co. filed the notice of trustee’s sale with Santa Barbara County Superior Court, setting the auction date for March 19.

Jacko has been mostly residing abroad since his 2005 acquittal on child molestation charges, although he has spent time in Las Vegas as he tries to stage his musical comeback.