Seriously though, it seems like the new way to cover Miley Cyrus is to look for a bunch of promiscuous events where she is turning into the next Britney, or Lohan. She’s 18 now so I guess she is having a little fun. Did anyone honestly believe that someone this insanely popular before they were 18 wouldn’t let loose a little bit once she got away from being a Disney child?

What did she do now!? OMG! Nothing nearly as bad as he salvia video of course. She got a new tattoo! Gasp! Her 5th one apparently and it is of a dream catcher.

Get this. They all have “deep meaning” according to those close to her. zzzzzzzz

She also got a new boyfriend. Some dude that got there just in time for some vday cookies and her freedom to tap into her cash. British actor Joshua Bowman after meeting him on the set of her new movie ‘So Undercover’ and while sources say it’s not that serious at the moment, they are having fun together.

Come on Miley. Do something interesting like…Playboy.

So…Miley Cyrus performed on American’s Got Talent, or some show that I will never watch and PRETENDED to kiss another woman dance. Oh my. How raunchy. Just do it next time. Then they won’t say anything.

People care because Hannah Montana is getting all freaky now and they don’t like it. In America sex is worse than murder you see. Anything sexual is bad because well…nevermind with the religion stuff because it takes too long. Just know that when you buy phentermine you look hot, but you better not let anyone see you being hot because that is worse than showing them pictures of murder victims.

Cyrus has come under fire in recent months for a series of raunchy antics that critics say paint a bad picture for her tween audience: Performing a lap-dance at a video shoot; dancing on a stripper pole on TV and stripping down in semi-provocative photos with pals, among others.

Anyways she moans on about it on her website:

“To all my fans, Thank you for all the support you all show me. Sometimes you’re the only thing keepin’ me goin’ strong! There are so many people out there that are so negative and always causing new issues. I feel like the entertainment industry has become nothing but a disgusting tabloid.

“I performed ‘Can’t Be Tamed’ this week on one of my favorite shows here in the UK Britian’s Got Talent. Which is totally true, there were some amazinnnggg acts (but of course no one could focus on that.) I had such a blast and was so honored to be on that stage. That being said during my performance I supposedly ‘KISSED A GIRL’ and this is the newest thing to cause controversy.

“I promise you I did not kiss her and it is ridiculous that two entertainers cant even rock out with each other without the media making it some type of story. I really hope my fans are not disappointed in me because the truth is I did nothing wrong. I got up there and did my job which is to perform to the best of my ability. I just want to put an end to this right now and just say one thing to everyone out there making this performance such a big deal.

“GET OVER IT! NOTHING HAPPENED. THERE ARE WAYYYYYYY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE WORLD. Let’s start focusing a little less on making up ignorant rumors and focus a little more on world peace! We gotta a lot of work to do if we wan this earth to be here much longer. Let’s make a change! It wouldn’t hurt the world to show a little more love. X M”

If you have kids that are going to vote in polls like this from AOL’s JYSK.com the results may surprise you. Of all the celebrities out there, our beloved Hannah Montana was voted the worst celebrity influence of 2009.

Hannah Montana, the Disney goody-two shoes by day, Miley Cyrus, the pretend goody-goody by night apparently. After she “accidentally” took a few provocative photos (in kid eyes), she has gotten a bit of a reputation it seems for being a bit of a bad influence. Hey at least she keeps her home insurance up to date.

Funnily enough, the person who won best female artist category in this little poll was none other than Kate Perry. You know the woman that does everything possible to show us how nice of a rack she has, dates a former drug addict, and sings about kissing another girl (not that I don’t totally enjoy that).

Yes…she is still only 16. As much as you see her out and about she is still just 16.

Anyways…good news for fans of bad music. Miley Cyrus can now pump it out in record (no pun) volumes (no pun again) at her own house loaded with Moroccan furniture.

Instead of a car that cost more than your house she wanted to get a recording studio according to dear old dad, Billy Ray Cyrus.

“No, she didn’t want a Mercedes, she wanted a recording studio,” Billy Ray told Access Hollywood on the red carpet at the American Music Awards on Sunday night. “She just wanted a place to record there at the house. She’s been writing a lot of songs … a lot of really great material.”

Look for a Billy Ray coattails CD coming out with some duets with Miley soon.

“It’s a great place for us to get up there and work out some tunes and sing,” Billy Ray continued. “We both love doing harmonies and we could just jump in there and make all kinds of music and be real creative.”

Apparently Miley isn’t so sure that he is going to be in there with her at all. Dear old dad may be resigned to their “harmonies” together on the Moroccan furniture in the living room according to Miley.

“He’s not touching it, he’s not touching it! It’s mine,” Miley said. “It’s in my room. No one’s touching it but me. They’ll ruin it.”

Overall, Miley is excited like a little girl about the gift.

“It’s gonna be dope! I’m so stoked!” Miley told Access on Sunday, w“I think I get it tomorrow. I think it gets like all put in.”

Look…I didn’t put Hanna…er in the post once.

Making her name from the Disney Show, Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus has decided that the show just isn’t for her anymore. According to cast and crew of the show, her and her father Billy Ray Cyrus have been trying to get booted from the show lately so that she can spend more time doing music.

Well at least that is what TMZ wants you to believe. They are saying that they believe there is more money in music and that they are ready to move on. So much so that they are willing to forgo their contract and skip the final 12 episodes?

On top of that there is a movie deal in the works with Miley and Disney is there not? Some Nicholas Sparks novel based movie? Why would they be pissing in the hand that feeds them right now? Hard not to call shenanigans on this story. Hopefully Miley has been getting smart and learning about online trading , or has a decent money guy because this kind of thing isn’t going to help her career any.

While most kids were busy just playing on their swing sets, Miley Cyrus was becoming Hannah Montana, and a superstar. With it has come insane popularity, and as many rumors as you can shake a stick at.

This time the rumor is that Miley Cyrus is stealing songs according to Page 6. Rock band Lustra claims that Miley’s song “Rockstar” sounds way too close to their tune “Scotty Doesn’t Know,” which appeared on the ‘Eurotrip’ soundtrack.

Since we have both at our disposal thanks to the internet make the decision for yourself:

Miley Cyrus’ “Rockstar”:

Lustra’s “Scotty Doesn’t Know”

Pretty damn close isn’t it? Sounds A LOT like the other one doesn’t it? Looks like comments were shut off on the Miley Cyrus video too. Coincidence? I think not.

“When I see people taking pictures of my little girl I usually try to roll down the window and get a picture of them. I just want to know who is stalking my family,” he said.

That is a quote from an interview with “Access Hollywood” this week with Billy Ray Cyrus and his daughter, Miley. Miley as you all know is the infamous Hannah Montana. Tickets to her shows are treated as if she were a Beatle and parents are acting like children to get them so they can spoil their kids and not have to spend actual family time with them, but I digress. Whatever happened to just giving them designer jewelry, or a teddy bear? I guess they probably do that too.

“I’ll go knock on the window and say, ‘I just wanted to see your face because you are taking pictures of my little girl, you know, just in case.’”

“If I have to hunt you down and kill you, then I know what you look like,” Miley added, finishing her dad’s sentence.

More of this tantalizing interview can be read here as you can see that Billy Ray is quite protective.

Miley Cyrus, or Hanah Montana as she is probably better known, has confirmed that during her live stage shows there are times when she uses a body double. Now people get all bent out of shape about this, but in reality it is quite meaningless, and actually helps the show.

The video below from YouTube shows the 15-year-old entertainer as “Hannah” dancing on-stage with a group of dancers and the Jonas Brothers, also on the tour. During the song, someone ushers her offstage via a trap door. Immediately, another girl dressed like the character “Hannah” in the same pink trench coat with blonde hair covering her face dances around, runs up the stage set, and then quickly leaves.

There is a very simple explanation for all of this:

“To help speed the transition from Hannah to Miley, there is a production element during the performance of ‘We Got the Party’ incorporating a body double for Miley,” according to statement Friday from the public relations firm PMK.

“After Hannah has completed the featured verse on the duet with the Jonas Brothers, a body double appears approximately one to two minutes prior to the end of the song in order to allow Miley to remove the Hannah wig and costume and transform into Miley for her solo set. Other than during this very brief transitional moment in the show, Miley performs live during the entirety of both the Hannah and Miley segments of the concert.”

It’s all about showmanship really, and I wouldn’t think too many will have a problem with it after that explanation. So you can still keep those wedding rings for your proposals when she comes to town. There is no scandal and she should be around for at least a few more years raking in the dough as a pop sensation.

Almost bigger than Superbowl tickets at this point, Hannah Montana is bigger and bigger it seems.

Singer Billy Ray Cyrus wants his daughter’s upcoming “Hannah Montana” film to be shot in Tennessee, but state officials say they might not be able to offer the producers enough financial incentives.

“The thing of it is, Walt Disney really wants to film this movie in Tennessee,” Billy Ray Cyrus said.

Perry Gibson, executive director of the Tennessee Film, Entertainment and Music Commission, said the state could benefit from having the movie shot locally.

“It would mean a real impact on tourism and it would be a family friendly film that would come to the state,” she said. But Tennessee is limited in what incentives it can offer, she said. More info