Apparently Madonna and Britney didn’t get close enough when they were making out at the MTV Video Awards a few years back. According to The Sun, Madonna and Britney will be together again on Madonna’s next tour.

From what that says they will be wrapped in bandages and unwrapped by some dudes in tight pants to show them wearing almost nothing. This tactical gear will be just something like a few strips of clothing and thigh high boots.

An on-set source revealed: “It’s absolutely classic Madonna. Probably the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial.

“Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots.

Now…15 years ago this may have been exciting when it came to Madonna. Today? Not so sure. Britney? Bah…never really been a fan of her look either. As a blogger? Well…that’s a completely different story .

The way celeb rags are fawning over every single nip slip, erotic outfit, crazy outburst, or just a some moron snapping a pic over some hedges at a celeb’s house you probably wonder how much these photos are really worth. Just like clockwork, whenever a celeb couple has a baby they are selling their “exclusive” photos to someone for a bundle. The 12 on their pocket watch is replaced with a dollar sign.

MSNBC takes an interesting look, and does a pretty well written story about celebs and pictures. They even give you a bit of history all the way back to Lucille Ball and her problems with the networks trying to force her off the air because she was pregnant.

Another sex tape. This time Marilyn Monroe giving performing oral sex on an unidentified man. According to many she probably didn’t need magnifying glasses either. Interestingly enough the last couple months have brought us an alleged Marilyn Monroe nude photo, and now a sex tape.

The nude
Marilyn Monroe photo was found to be Madonna within seconds of it being shown to anyone. The Marilyn Monroe sex tape on the other hand is being marred in controversy.

Memorabilia collector Keya Morgan claims to have brokered a deal that sold a copy of an FBI-classified film featuring Marilyn Monroe performing oral sex on an unidentified man for $1.5 million.

Of course nobody else has seen this video except the person that sold it, and this Keya Morgan person. Most logical people see this as a hoax, which anyone with half a brain would assume. Defamer.com went to a bit of trouble trying to uncover this hoax of the Marilyn Monroe Sex tape.

Welll…scandal is the big headline they like to use, but this is anything but that. Diablo Cody just won an Oscar for best original screenplay for the comedy Juno this week and the next day there just so happens to be some nude photos floating around. Don’t get too excited. I linked to the Diblo Cody Nude photos, but they are censored to some degree. I guess you have to prove your age or something to see them, if you really want to. OF course they are racy so if you are a prude then don’t go there.

Now let’s put this into perspective about how little a deal this really is. She used to be a STRIPPER. Yes…that’s right a stripper. Doesn’t take much imagination to figure out that nude photos of her are quite easy to find. I would imagine that she is more worried about her acne treatment than she is about this new “scandal”.

Here is a preview of what she actually looks like if you haven’t seen here before so that you know whether to waste your time or not .

Let’s keep with the celebrity nude theme today. This isn’t controversy because she is nude, but for an entire different reason. In fact let’s stick with Marilyn Monroe. It is no secret that almost every blonde hottie in the history of celebrity since Marilyn Monroe has lived has copied everything about her look. I’m not saying Lohan is a hottie by any means, but she is a celeb and she is taking Monroe’s photos and copying them for herself.

According to everyone, her nude layout from the Feb. 25 (my birthday btw <_<) issue of New York magazine is an exact copy, photo for photo of a handful of the fabled and ubiquitous pictures known as “The Last Sitting” that the photographer Bert Stern took of Marilyn Monroe in 1962, six weeks before she died of an overdose.

What's even more interesting is that Stern himself actually took these photos. So...I ask why the hell are people upset?

“How did it come about?” the editor’s note asks. “Stern had decided that Lohan was the perfect actress for this project, and when he asked if we might be interested in working with him on it, we were naturally more than enthusiastic.”

If you want to see her photos just go to AOL to link to them and find a place that will let you fill your fiber cable with them. I can’t link to nudes .

You have got to be kidding me. So this guy is a Marilyn Monroe expert, which is disturbing in its own right, but he doesn’t realize that a photograph, isn’t her? The photo in question is probably almost as popular as any that Marilyn Monroe has ever taken. It is of Madonna hitchiking in the nude from her book back in 1992 called “Sex”. You can see the photo in the link through Google if you have your filter settings turned off.

Quite a laughable mistake on their part. They even had a press conference scheduled in which they were going to unveil the photo. Fortunately for them the press wasn’t as naive as they were. When showed a sneak peak of the photo they were told immediately that it was Madonna. These guys need a quick vacation with a Hilton Head rental me thinks.

Nicastro and his wife, Phyllis, said they had spent about four months researching the origin of the photograph and called in Chris Harris, a publicist and Monroe expert, for help authenticating it.

“You’re right; it’s Madonna,” Harris said after being told of the mix-up. Harris said he believed someone had slipped the poster into Nicastro’s storage as a prank.

“If there ever was an embarrassing moment,” he said, adding that he planned to go ahead with the news conference to “face the music.”

There is one person, he noted, who should feel good about the mistaken identity.

“Who wins here? Madonna, of course,” Harris said. “She really looks like Marilyn Monroe.”

Pamela Anderson is one of the hottest women in the last generation. Real, or fake she has been lusted over for over a decade. Hot woman, baby seals. Something for everyone I guess.

Anderson performed at a burlesque show in Paris the Le Crazy Horse cabaret to the tune of ‘Harley Davidson’, a song written by Serge Gainsbourg and sung by legendary French sex symbol Brigitte Bardot in the late 60s.

Sources from inside the club said that Anderson didn’t disappoint. “She was great,” gushed one observer who caught an eyeful at the first of her one-night only performances. “She was totally into it. It was impressive. And the crowd responded very warmly.” Surely they had their HDMI cables uploading the show minutes later…lol

Anderson also called on fashion designers and consumers to boycott pelts and seal products, which Canada defend as a traditional source of trade that helps balance the ecosystem.

“The hunt was dead for 20 years, and has been revived not to honor local customs or conserve cod stocks but because new markets for fur have opened up in Russia and China,” she said.

Anderson played a short video that showed hunters yelling before clubbing seals and dragging bloodied bodies across the ice while a woman sobbed on the soundtrack.