It’s a good week to be acting couple Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds. Johansson has been named GQ’s Babe of the Year and hosted “Saturday Night Live” for the third time. And Reynolds, whose “Green Lantern” trailer premiered on Tuesday, has just nabbed the coveted title of People’s Sexiest Man Alive.

“My body naturally wants to look like Dick Van Dyke,” the star told People. “When I stop training, I turn into a skin-colored whisper. … You just have to go with the flow.” Surely the acne cream, diet pills, personal trainer, and happy ending massage therapist can work you through it, sir.