Vern Troyer, best known as “Mini Me” from the Austin Powers films, has successfully shut down the distribution of a sex tape featuring the “Austin Powers” actor and a former girlfriend.

hahaha….wait…A Mini Me sex tape? Wow.

“I think distributing the tape is going to be very problematic,” said Jack Lerner, a professor at the University of Southern California’s Gould School of Law.

“Any time you record something that has even a very small bit of original expression in it, that’s going to be copyrighted,” he said, noting that a videotape would apply.

Individual expression is what the kids call it today. Heard all the kids saying it on one of my cruises recently.

Something better than your penny stocks taking a 10,000% gain happened to someone this week. They have found, and released sex tapes from the legend Jimi Hendrix for sale on the internet. The 11 minutes of footage of a man resembling Hendrix cavorting with two unidentified brunettes in a dimly lit bedroom is packaged in a 45-minute DVD distributed by Los Angeles adult-film studio Vivid Entertainment.

As well as the Jimi Hendrix tape, it is thought that several other deceased celebrity homemade sex tapes have been discovered recently and will be for sale. Weeks after the MArilyn Monroe Sex Tape was announced these tapes have been released for sale. I guess the dead celebrities are the new fashion in celebrity porn?

“This new movie shows that Jimi Hendrix could have been as great a porn star as he was a rock star,” Vivid co-chairman, Steven Hirsch, said in the release.

The film’s authenticity, however, was immediately challenged by some. The musician’s longtime girlfriend during the 1960s, Kathy Etchingham, told the New York Times after viewing still photos taken from the footage: “It is not him.”

“His face is too broad and nose and nostrils too wide for Jimi,” she was quoted as telling the Times via e-mail.

Another sex tape. This time Marilyn Monroe giving performing oral sex on an unidentified man. According to many she probably didn’t need magnifying glasses either. Interestingly enough the last couple months have brought us an alleged Marilyn Monroe nude photo, and now a sex tape.

The nude
Marilyn Monroe photo was found to be Madonna within seconds of it being shown to anyone. The Marilyn Monroe sex tape on the other hand is being marred in controversy.

Memorabilia collector Keya Morgan claims to have brokered a deal that sold a copy of an FBI-classified film featuring Marilyn Monroe performing oral sex on an unidentified man for $1.5 million.

Of course nobody else has seen this video except the person that sold it, and this Keya Morgan person. Most logical people see this as a hoax, which anyone with half a brain would assume. Defamer.com went to a bit of trouble trying to uncover this hoax of the Marilyn Monroe Sex tape.