Holly Madison I guess is someone that posed for Playboy. I honestly have never heard of her until I saw the news stories today. She is on the show Girl Next Door which is some reality tripe I imagine.

Anyways, today she is telling everyone that she has insured her breasts for a cool $1 million.

Madison, 31, said she did it to protect herself and others who appear in her Las Vegas production, Peepshow.

“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,” she said. “I thought I’d cover my assets.”

LOL…at least she knows what brings home the bacon right? I suppose she would have no problem getting a high quality set of bulova watches.

After a video popped up where a Marine asked Mila Kunis to the Marine Ball earlier this summer, it was only a matter of time before another was ready to ask a celebrity too.

Following his Friends With Benefits co-star Mila Kunis, who agreed to attend the Marine Corps Ball with Sgt. Scott Moore, Justin Timberlake accepted an invitation from servicewoman Kelsey De Santis (video below) while at a press conference for the film.

Word is this girl is one serious badass too. She is a martial arts expert and has been known to mix it up in the octagon in some MMA style beatdowns. I think it is safe to say that saying “No thanks” was not an option for Mr. Timberlake. Don’t forget to bring your metal detectors, sir.

This guy is a legend. He goes all the way back to having Madonna before everyone else has. At least I think he had her before a few hundred other people.

Penn, who is suprising to me only 50 years old, attended the Correspondents Dinner yesterday with the 27 year old Scarlett Johansson. Talk about a catch.

I am actually kind of shocked that he is only 50 years old. Seems like he has been around since the 70s or something,b ut I guess I am older than I thought, or he was a lot younger in those 80s movies than I thought. Oh well. I guess cheap printing isn’t a concern of his anytime soon.

I must say that this must be the worst issue produced every year. Why? All dudes. At least do the sexiest “people” alive together so there is a reason to look. You know a bunch of models popping diet pills that we never heard of, but want to bang now because we finally know who they are. How about an Adriana Lima issue? Yeah…sorry I am sort of obsessed with her. I mean not obsessed, but she is my favorite hottie .

Anyways, Jackman’s wife of 12 years, Deborra-Lee Furness, calls his perfect form “the Body of Doom — but I like what’s inside”: a romantic who sings ballads at home and makes pancakes for Oscar, 8, and Ava, 3. A hard body with a soft center — 2008′s Sexiest Man Alive sat down with PEOPLE to reveal most of his secrets.Jackman’s wife of 12 years, Deborra-Lee Furness, calls his perfect form “the Body of Doom — but I like what’s inside”: a romantic who sings ballads at home and makes pancakes for Oscar, 8, and Ava, 3. A hard body with a soft center — 2008′s Sexiest Man Alive sat down with PEOPLE to reveal most of his secrets.

Check out some more on him if you really care here

Woody Allen’s newest “film” Vicky Cristina Barcelona will feature some hot lesbian make out scenes apparently. Not just any ladies. Hot Hollywood Celebs int he names of Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson. Obviously something all men are ready for I’m sure. Will they do more? Who knows, but they will have to do something to get most guys to sit through a Woody Allen film. My mind typically wanders to small business opportunities when i am forced to watch his movies, but the video below looks pretty hot. Take a look.

Welll…scandal is the big headline they like to use, but this is anything but that. Diablo Cody just won an Oscar for best original screenplay for the comedy Juno this week and the next day there just so happens to be some nude photos floating around. Don’t get too excited. I linked to the Diblo Cody Nude photos, but they are censored to some degree. I guess you have to prove your age or something to see them, if you really want to. OF course they are racy so if you are a prude then don’t go there.

Now let’s put this into perspective about how little a deal this really is. She used to be a STRIPPER. Yes…that’s right a stripper. Doesn’t take much imagination to figure out that nude photos of her are quite easy to find. I would imagine that she is more worried about her acne treatment than she is about this new “scandal”.

Here is a preview of what she actually looks like if you haven’t seen here before so that you know whether to waste your time or not .

Let’s keep with the celebrity nude theme today. This isn’t controversy because she is nude, but for an entire different reason. In fact let’s stick with Marilyn Monroe. It is no secret that almost every blonde hottie in the history of celebrity since Marilyn Monroe has lived has copied everything about her look. I’m not saying Lohan is a hottie by any means, but she is a celeb and she is taking Monroe’s photos and copying them for herself.

According to everyone, her nude layout from the Feb. 25 (my birthday btw <_<) issue of New York magazine is an exact copy, photo for photo of a handful of the fabled and ubiquitous pictures known as “The Last Sitting” that the photographer Bert Stern took of Marilyn Monroe in 1962, six weeks before she died of an overdose.

What's even more interesting is that Stern himself actually took these photos. So...I ask why the hell are people upset?

“How did it come about?” the editor’s note asks. “Stern had decided that Lohan was the perfect actress for this project, and when he asked if we might be interested in working with him on it, we were naturally more than enthusiastic.”

If you want to see her photos just go to AOL to link to them and find a place that will let you fill your fiber cable with them. I can’t link to nudes .

You have got to be kidding me. So this guy is a Marilyn Monroe expert, which is disturbing in its own right, but he doesn’t realize that a photograph, isn’t her? The photo in question is probably almost as popular as any that Marilyn Monroe has ever taken. It is of Madonna hitchiking in the nude from her book back in 1992 called “Sex”. You can see the photo in the link through Google if you have your filter settings turned off.

Quite a laughable mistake on their part. They even had a press conference scheduled in which they were going to unveil the photo. Fortunately for them the press wasn’t as naive as they were. When showed a sneak peak of the photo they were told immediately that it was Madonna. These guys need a quick vacation with a Hilton Head rental me thinks.

Nicastro and his wife, Phyllis, said they had spent about four months researching the origin of the photograph and called in Chris Harris, a publicist and Monroe expert, for help authenticating it.

“You’re right; it’s Madonna,” Harris said after being told of the mix-up. Harris said he believed someone had slipped the poster into Nicastro’s storage as a prank.

“If there ever was an embarrassing moment,” he said, adding that he planned to go ahead with the news conference to “face the music.”

There is one person, he noted, who should feel good about the mistaken identity.

“Who wins here? Madonna, of course,” Harris said. “She really looks like Marilyn Monroe.”