Is Pam Anderson the most popular celebrity we have ever seen in their own personal pornos? She is at least the most popular “built for sex” celeb in her own home made pronos that’s for sure. Of course why watch celebs when there are millions of women who actually are in pornos made for men?

Anyways, what was I talking about? Oh yeah pornos…oh wait no I wasn’t. Oh yes…ahem…Pam Anderson is reportedly going to appear on the next season of Dancing w/ the Stars as a contestant. She is the celebrity in case you were wondering . I think she might need to click here to learn more about quick trim because recent pics I have seen of my lady show a lot of cellulite . She is no stranger to TEH SERGARAY tho.

While I wouldn’t watch American Idol if you paid me, I am well aware of the awesomeness that is Simon Cowell. Rumors say that this will be Cowell’s final season as the reason American Idol is still on the air. Basically, this means the show is going to fail miserably after he leaves because no matter how stupid this show is, Cowell is always fresh when it comes to insults..

Cowell appears to actually care who replaces him though. This person should be handsome according to Cowell:

“You have to be good looking. Secondly, you have to know what you’re talking about. I’m starting to realize with these shows that you have to put people on that actually know what they’re talking about. Rather than guessing, they really have to have experience, so that you cannot just criticize — you can offer constructive advice as well.”

I suppose he knows as well as anyone. Obviously some of the hosts they have had on are quite terrible from what I have read. The most common thing I see is that they have no clue, and I’m sure Cowell supports that.

For more of Cowell’s Interview with People click here.

–SPOILERS ABOUND–

Did you really think that any questions would be answered in the 2 hour opening episode of Lost on Tuesday night? Surely, you were fooling yourself if you were.

Regardless of that, I found the opener to be an epic episode. Probably the best season premier for Lost since the original “Pilot” episode, and better than my grandma’s new Plano porcelain veneers.

So many things going on, and so little answered for most people. We found out that John Locke is truly dead (I know. A bold claim for Lost as it is never certain) and that Fake Locke just may actually be the Smoke Monster. That he took the form of Locke to get Ben to kill Jacob. It opens up an entire new puzzle as to just what the relationship was between Jacob and this mysterious entity.

If you have watched the show from the beginning you will know that the being playing as John Locke now was introduced a few seasons back. HE was what many refer to as the “Man in Black” as he approached Jacob on the beach for a cryptic discussion. Then in the Season 5 finale Jacob said to the Fake Locke that “you have found the loop hole I see”, which gave us the clue tha tit was indeed the same man in blakc from past seasons.

The episode gave a lot of fan service to the dead cast members of Lost as well. An opening segment on the plane once again showing us Boone talking to Locke, as well as Charlie nearly dying in the bathroom before Jack can save his life. Charlie then says to Jack: “I was supposed to die…”

The entire flight and the off-island scenes appear to be some sort of alternative time line to the one that we are seeing with the characters on the island.

Also, with the Season 5 finale showing that Juliet hit the H-Bomb we didn’t know what would happen. It appears that they were shot into another time, and it appears to be either 2004, or 2007.

At this point they all came to the conclusion that what Jack was trying to do (make it so they never came to the island) had failed.

One thing that many have been negative about was that Juliet showed up as alive under the rubble of the Swan station that was never supposed to be built. Sawyer and the group were able to get her out, but she almost immediately died trying to give Sawyer one last comment.

Of course that gives you Miles, the guy that can talk to the dead. Sawyer had him do this to Juliet and claimed that she wanted to tell him “It worked”. Meaning that Jack’s plan possibly worked? We do not know.

Sayid, a fan favorite was still shot obviously, and he was dying. JAcob being killed now appeared to Hugo, who in past episodes we found out could also talk to, and see the dead. Jacob told Hugo to take them all and Sayid to the “temple”, or they would all die.

As they get to the Temple they are met by hostiles, including another mysterious appearance of the stewardess from the original flight. Not only that, but the children from the original crash that were taken away seemed to be with this group again.

Hugo had a guitar case from Jacob that he claimed he carried a crossed the ocean, time, and stuff. The Temple leader opened it and found an artifact that he immediately cracked in half to find a note. Hugo insisted that he be told what it said. They told him: “If Sayid dies we are in big trouble”.

So…they bring Sayid to some pond of life and hold him under water. Way too long. Sayid actually DOES die because they drown him as we watch some sort of hourglass drain.

Then…as the episode concludes Sayid wakes up from the dead. Who is he now? Sayid? Jacob? We MAY find out soon.

Awesome episode overall IMO. Tha t”LA X” is supposed to have a space too, which I have no idea what it means. Maybe the Roman Numeral X=10. Who knows.

I don’t know about you, but seeing that La Toya Jackson actually believes she has what it takes to replace the legendary Simon Cowell on American Idol make me laugh like a little girl.

I mean this is LA TOYA JACKSON!. Who itheir right mind beleives she is even entertaining enough to interview, yet watch weekly on anything? Much less one of the most popular shows on television, and replace one of the most notorious TV personalities of all-time? Take an Orlando vacation and seek some help afterwards, lady.

I think TMZ probably gives you the general consensus on this whole fiasco.

IF you don’t know who Simon Fuller is, he is basically considered Cowell’s arch-rival for the month.

Fuller is pissed that Cowell is quitting American Idol after sealing a £100million deal to take the show to the US.

But he insisted that Idol will survive the TV star’s exit because the show has a “boxing-type” purity and is only about talented singers.

“I want Idol to be purely about talent,” stormed Fuller. “We’re not going to be led into the mud, we’re going to stay on our hill.” Too late…way to take the high road, and just nose dive straight into the mud bowl. Maybe you can say how all his guests are fat people and need belly fat reduction next?

But Fuller is known to resent Cowell’s success – and his livewire personality. “Fuller has got brains and instinct but has the personality of a wet weekend in Hastings,” said an insider, adding: “Cowell has the lot.”

Cowell has been nothing but complimentary of everyone still connected with American Idol. He released a statement saying how much he enjoyed his time on the show and wished them every success.

The source added: “This could get very messy.” Team Cowell last night refused to comment. A US telly source added: “It seems Mr Fuller has a lot of issues which he needs to work through.” US X Factor debuts in 2011 with Cowell as a judge and Cheryl Cole his probable sidekick.

With Conan all but gone, and a pocket full of fat cash, the only thing left to do is make fun of Jay Leno for screwing him over in the first place.

Leno decided that after Kimmel went on a 10 minute rant dissing Leno earlier in the week that he would just bring him on his own show. Obviously, Kimmel isn’t going to just come on the show and kiss Leno’s ass like I’m sure Leno probably thought would happen. Leno seems to have made himself a lot of enemies the past few weeks, and I doubt Conan is going to be sending him any communion invitations anytime soon.

So…Leno has Kimmel do his 10 questions interview, or whatever he calls it (I never watch Leno, I’m not 60). Kimmel starts off rather tame, but on question 5 he gives LEno about as much torment as he can handle.

With all the Leno vs. Conan stuff going on at this point, Conan is probably about ready to make a nice settlement instead of having to do the Tonight Show for the next 2 1/1 years.

O’Brien, who had a guaranteed contract for another two and a half years at a salary that has been reported to be $10 million to $20 million a year, is expected to get a settlement that will pay him more than $30 million. In addition, under the terms now on the table, he would win the right to start a new show at some other network, probably as early as September.

So…he will likely get around $30 Million and another huge deal from someone else such as Fox to start another show while slipping out the back window with his Michael Kors gloves and a bag of cash.

Yes, people actually believe this. Why? Morons say that the controversy is going to draw in viewers for a short time. Wow. That is until they watch either of these shows, which are absolutely terrible now.

lol @ this:

“The Tonight Show” audience has thinned since O’Brien took over in June, allowing rival David Letterman on CBS to take the lead in the battle for late-night network viewers.

Analysts and industry executives think that NBC will put on a tried-and-true staple like “Law & Order” at 10 p.m. until they have new scripted programing in place. Some believe the move could boost NBC in the hot market for last-minute ad spots at the expense of its competitors.

“While we don’t anticipate that NBC’s ratings fall will completely reverse as they introduce new 10 p.m. programing and return Jay Leno to late-night, these changes could slightly impact NBC’s competitors who have gained relative share on the national and local level,” Michael Nathanson, an analyst with Bernstein, said in a research report.

It could also help NBC local stations’ performance.

“No doubt, a stronger 10 p.m. show could help the NBC station owner and negatively affect rival CBS, ABC and FOX local stations including owned and operated stations,” he said.

Dar…is this a 3rd grade class working on the situation? Conan may be getting a $10 Million check by phone buyout soon if they don’t figure this out. What a screw job.

Doesn’t take a genius to realize that when crazy stuff happens on a TV “reality” show it will probably get watched more. Every time I look at the front page of the Google Entertainments News page there is at least one story about some bleeding heart complaining about the Jersey Shore. Not because they are jealous that the women are hot (I’m sure some are) and probably scarf down slimming pill, but because they do things that are unacceptable in what is called a “reality TV show”.

Of course it is always followed by something along these lines:

Jersey Shore Ratings up 50%

People will never learn. I guess they have learned. Complaining publicly about any form of media, be it video games, TV, or movies will get you your picture int he paper if you have ever done ANYTHING relevant in your life. Politicians spend more time doing this I think sometimes than they do actually doing their jobs.

Right now there are all kinds of controversies with the show like the use of the word “Guido”, the “Sucker Punch” video clip, and anything else you can bunch your panties up about.

With it being the 40th Anniversary of Sesame Street this week we have seen everyone jumping on the bandwagon, so why not add to it? Google had a different character take the place of their plain Google logo all week, but everyone else has jumped on board as well.

Between laying some garage flooring you may as well take this quiz with your family and find out what Sesame Street character you are.

I am Bert.