Kim Kardashian’s Ass May Miss Dancing With the Stars

Posted on August 25th, 2008 in Television by Sir Post A Lot

For some reason I have way too little Kim Kardashian footage (haha). I suspect that I just never jumped on board the bandwagon. Well…I guess I’ve never been a huge fan of the badonkadonk ass, but every once in a while I will fancy one ;). I suppose if that time has come, Kim Kardashian’s booty is about as good as you will find as. Better make sure your ac compressor is working properly because you will probably need to cool off after seeing the infamous video of Kim Kardashian trying to squeeze her booty into a pair of jeans (below).

Anyway, poor Kim sliced up her foot a bit before she was supposed to shake that booty on Dancing with the Stars. Kardashian was rushed to the hospital after cutting her foot on a glass coffee table in her hotel room. A source who is obviously a fan of hyperbole told TMZ that there was “so much blood, it looked like a murder scene.” The post goes on to say that “it’s unclear now whether she’ll be able to participate” on ‘Dancing.’ ::(

Kardashian was rushed to the hospital after cutting her foot on a glass coffee table in her hotel room. A source who is obviously a fan of hyperbole told TMZ that there was “so much blood, it looked like a murder scene.” The post goes on to say that “it’s unclear now whether she’ll be able to participate” on ‘Dancing.’

Ellen DeGeneres Plans to Marry

Posted on May 18th, 2008 in Television by Sir Post A Lot

Ellen DeGeneres and longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi are jumping at the chance to get married.

DeGeneres announced their engagement during a taping of “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” on Thursday, telling the studio audience the news that the California Supreme Court had struck down state laws against gay marriage making it so they no longer needed a passport to another country, or have to go to another state to get the same union. The show airs Friday.

“So I would like to say now, for the first time, I am announcing: I am getting married,” she said.

30 Rock Back

Posted on March 25th, 2008 in Television by Sir Post A Lot

Don’t know how many people watch this show, or not, but it seems like it is sort of underrated to me. I know people talk about it a little, but for some reason or another it just doesn’t seem to be as popular as it should be I don’t think. The show is hilarious. If you don’t watch I would suggest you check it out.

Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, and “30 Rock” return to NBC on Thursday, April 10.

Matt Damon, Wife Expecting Again

Posted on March 10th, 2008 in Crime and Scandals, Music, Television by Sir Post A Lot

Time to get back out and buy some more baby gifts. Can you believe he still has a wife? I mean he is after all ****ing Sarah Silverman isn’t he? This will be the couple’s second child after having their daughter, Isabella, in June of 2006.

I suppose this is a good time to post the I’m ****ing Matt Damon video since I don’t believe I ever have. I guess I may as well post the I’m ****ing Ben Affleck one as well sine that one probably funnier than Sarah’s.

I’m ****ing Matt Damon

I’m ****ing Ben Affleck

Go to Youtube and follow the rest if you have never seen it. There is a pretty funny interview with Ben Affleck on there after this video came out.

Billy Ray Cyrus is super-protective of Miley (Hannah Montana)

Posted on March 9th, 2008 in Hanah Montana, Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus, Music, Television by Sir Post A Lot

“When I see people taking pictures of my little girl I usually try to roll down the window and get a picture of them. I just want to know who is stalking my family,” he said.

That is a quote from an interview with “Access Hollywood” this week with Billy Ray Cyrus and his daughter, Miley. Miley as you all know is the infamous Hannah Montana. Tickets to her shows are treated as if she were a Beatle and parents are acting like children to get them so they can spoil their kids and not have to spend actual family time with them, but I digress. Whatever happened to just giving them designer jewelry, or a teddy bear? I guess they probably do that too.

“I’ll go knock on the window and say, ‘I just wanted to see your face because you are taking pictures of my little girl, you know, just in case.’”

“If I have to hunt you down and kill you, then I know what you look like,” Miley added, finishing her dad’s sentence.

More of this tantalizing interview can be read here as you can see that Billy Ray is quite protective.

NYPD BLue Buttocks Scene MAy Cost $1.4 Million

Posted on January 26th, 2008 in Crime and Scandals, Television by Sir Post A Lot

A scene from the drama NYPD Blue, back in 2003 may cost them over $1.4 Million in fines from the Federal Communications Commission. Hopefully they had some sort of futures broker on this so they weren’t losing out ont he interest the last 5 years.

In a 2003 episode of ‘NYPD Blue,’ Charlotte Ross was shown naked from behind as she prepared to take a shower. As punishment, the Federal Communication Commission has proposed fining 52 ABC affiliates $1.4 million because the scene “depicts sexual organs and excretory organs — specifically an adult woman’s buttocks.”

The agency rejected the network’s argument that “the buttocks are not a sexual organ.”

Are “American Gladiators” on Roids?

Posted on January 15th, 2008 in Television by Sir Post A Lot

Seriously…AOL is asking this question right now in their article here. First there was baseball, and now there is the American Gladiators.

For those of you who aren’t familiar with this show, it is a re-hash of a show that was made about a decade or so ago. There are a bunch of beefed up athletes that compete in ridiculous events every week and they have some sort of contestants who are there to try and beat them. The Gladiators are trying to beat down the contestants in hopes that they won’t win. Totally awesome…lol

Broadcasting & Cable reports that the cast members, whose on-screen names range from Mayhem and Crush to Militia and Stealth, have agreed to be tested any time during the run of the show.

‘Gladiators’ two-hour premiere last week drew 12 million viewers, good enough to be NBC’s highest-rated premiere for a new show since “Heroes” in September 2006.

A report in the NY Post tells us that ‘GLADIATORS’ TESTED FOR ‘ROIDS. NBC has been testing the 12 cast members of “American Gladiators” for performance-enhancing drugs, according to a report today in the authoritative trade magazine Broadcasting & Cable.

You won’t be buying any of these women diamond pendants anytime soon if you were wondering. They are not attractive. I guess they are sort of hot, if you like that whole S&M thing with women that can kick your ass in the bedroom with you.

Sex and the City Movie Trailer/Teaser

Posted on December 7th, 2007 in Movies, Sex and the City, Television by Sir Post A Lot

I know a lot of people loved Sex and the City, and are just getting to love it now that it is on regular TV in the old fashioned re-run setting so here is the trailer to the upcoming Sex and the City movie in 2008. People I’m sure will be lining up to get tickets for this movie to see it the day it comes out so why not check out a capresso and give yourself the energy to stay awake?