Watch out Scientology. Tom Cruise may be making the Church of Tom by having enough kids to con thousands himself. If you were looking for a small business opportunity you probably wouldn’t do too bad looking at becoming a servant for the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes family. Cruise said recently in the Sun that if he had his way he would have TEN kids.

“I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic.”

The star adopted two children with his second wife Nicole Kidman, Isabella, now 16, and 13-year-old Connor.

Im sure Katie is really excited to hear of this news. Certainly she wasn’t planning on continuing her career as an actress right?

Cruise said that “he hopes Katie can keep up with me…” Yeah…sure buddy. HER keep up with YOU? Since when did you get the ability to become pregnant? I’m sure it is really tough for you to have servants take care of your kids and all, but I have to believe that Katie is the one that is going to ahve to take the brunt of the work in this one pal, or is Scientology promising you some sort of test tube baby technology where your kids are manufactured in a mysterious vault?

Now you may expect to see this kind of trash on TMZ.com, or AOL, or in People, but on FORBES? Yeah that’s right, Forbes.com has just released their second annual list of “Hollywood’s 10 Hottest Tots.”

If you don’t know, Forbes is supposed to be a business magazine. You know, they talk about the economy, the market, etc. For some odd reason they decided to go all out with their celebrity weirdness and went after the children. Someone please think of the children!

Forbes.com, which ranked celebrity children 5 years old and younger based on media attention and their parents’ popularity, said Suri Cruise, 2-year-old daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, known for her stylish outfits and haircut, popped up in more news articles and blogs than her peers. How exciting!

What is wrong with you people? Ranking kids under the age of 5? Pathetic. At least stick to the whacked out celebs who seem to gorge themselves with the best diet pills to stay at child weight and leave the kids out of it.

Well…there were some fake rumors floating around this week that Tom Cruise had fallen to his death in New Zealand.

“This is completely not true. Tom is not in New Zealand nor has he been there recently. This is erroneous and unreliable Internet garbage,” Cruise publicist Jeff Raymond told Reuters.

Claims that the actor, and Scientologist Poster Boy, had fallen to death from the Kauri Cliffs circulated on the Internet on Thursday and were even picked up by traders on the Singapore oil and foreign exchange markets.

Another fake death on the internet you say…and people fall for it. All you have to do when you see the old topic like “R.I.P. Robert DeNiro 19xx-2008″ is go straight to Google and search news and your work is done. OF course people aren’t that smart now are they? No…no they are not. Probably the same reason they don’t bother to try to look to find another car insurance quote to save some money.

As everyone knows, Nicole Kidman was once married to the most well known Scientologist ever: Tom Cruise. When Kidman and Cruise were married they adopted two children, Connor and Isabella with ex-husband Tom Cruise, no 13 and 15-years-old respectively. Now apparently after several years of knowing that Scientology was a farce, Kidman has decided to start leaking out comments that she wants her children out of the cult as well, although she has very limited contact with them. Why now?

No in depth comments were made by Kidman, but Page 6 from the /New York Post released this:

JASON Beghe isn’t the only former Scientologist who wants nothing to do with the church. Nicole Kidman , a Catholic, has limited contact with her adopted kids by Tom Cruise, Isabella and Connor, who are deeply entrenched in Scientology. At the New York premiere of Ian Halperin’s film, “His Highness Hollywood,” a Scientology insider told Halperin that Kidman “wants her kids out of the church.” Halperin beat up on the faith in his book, “Hollywood Undercover,” and said he wasn’t surprised when, during the premiere, “the projector had been sabotaged.”

Scientology of course is some psychadelic religion that worships outdoor furniture, aliens, and some guy that writes science fiction books. If you really want to see what Scientology does to kids take a look at ExScientologyKids.com The stories there will make you wonder what world these Scientologists live in because it isn’t ours.

Sorry, but I have to post about this. With the crazy Scientologist out there talking about his crackpot religion he has made a real name for himself in the sort of “I’m crazy” club. Apparently there is a new strand of weed that you can’t get with your medicare advantage package named after the movie star Tom Cruise. The strand is called Tom Cruise Purple, and is said to have hallucinagenic properties. Some of Cali’s “cannabis clubs” are selling the chronic branded with a snap of Cruise “laughing hysterically.”

This surely pisses off the wealthy scientologists. Apparently Cruise lawyers are out trying check into the situation. This action ensures that this strand will never have another name. In fact it will be used to market many others in the future.

Many, many people, think Scientology may be the downfall of the mega actor Tom Cruise. The “religion” is not well accepted by most because it isn’t actually a “religion” in the typical sense. While others are sending out their first communion invitations the people at Scientolgy compounds are talking gossip and making odd claims about who they hate.

Recently a video was leaked that Scientology was not happy about. They tried to get it from being released. Tom Cruise talking about Tom Cruise the Scientologist is either horribly sad to watch, or incredibly hilarious I guess.

With the recent release of the movie “Lions for Lambs” and its basic no-show in the box office opening weekend you have to wnder if he is done. It is pretty apparent that most people think he is sort of a whack job since he started spouting off about his cult religion Scientology and appears his rechargeable batteries for what he calls a brain are dead. Is this the effect that is showing in the box office, or are his newest movies just not that good?

‘Valkyrie,’ Cruise’s film about a Nazi officer who plots to kill Adolf Hitler, had its trailer leak on the Internet last week, and it has been met with less-than-stellar buzz. Take a look for yourself. Is it his terrible acting, bad movie choices, or his image?