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Woman Finds Long Lost Father…He’s a Tranny!

Sir Post A Lot — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:55:57 +0000

It is always great when the father runs out on the kids, only to be found a few decades later and we see everyone pretend that they are just happy to see each other. Mistakes were made, and immediately forgiven. Everyone lives happily ever after, at least in that mometnt, and we never hear about them again.

What would you do if you found your absentee father and he wasn’t really your father, but a transvestite, looking to get a sex change? You aren’t going to find many of those in a free directory. That is what Emily Wallis found when she tracked down the dad she had never met.

I find this story more hilarious than touching, or creepy. Well it is a bit creepy. The daughter took it in stride I guess, even after hearing stories of how her dad was an “Italian Stallion” from her mother.

Emily, 22, says: “Chloe was squeezed into a silver dress and wearing make-up and a wig. I had no idea what to do so I said, ‘You look better than me… and I really like your shoes’.”

Emily adds: “For years I had dreamed of us all being reunited. I’d even secretly harboured a hope that Clive and Mum might get back together. But when I saw my dad I realised that certainly wasn’t going to happen!”

Unreal.

Sources Say ABC to Revive “V” From 80s

Sir Post A Lot — Sat, 16 May 2009 20:54:44 +0000

Man I feel old that I even remember this show. I was about 2 probably when it was out, but all the same I remember the “V” mini-series because when you are a kid this kind of stuff scares you when you see lizards popping out of humans. No amount of medical coding training courses will take care of that kind of ailment.

The 1980s U.S. TV mini-series “V,” about aliens who attempt to conquer Earth, may soon get a series order from ABC, sources told The Hollywood Reporter.

The unidentified sources said the TV network is contemplating ordering an initial run of 13 episodes of a re-imagining of the action mini-series, which ran on NBC in 1984 and 1985.

The Reporter said in addition to considering “V,” ABC is negotiating for a six-episode order of the 20th Television series “The Associates.”

You can watch the original on Google Video too actually.

Abominable Snowman Caught on Tape

Sir Post A Lot — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:49:24 +0000

After the Bigfoot farce last week, new evidence has come to light that the Abominable Snowman is REAL. Last seen in an episode of Scooby Doo several hundred years ago, a recent video give absolute PROOF that the Abominable Snowman exists.

This may be one of the best videos ever captured (created) of the beast. Surely after watching this video there can be no debate about the existence of this creature. I’ll bet my stock blemish acne cream that this is the real deal.

Tom Jones Insures Chest Hair

Sir Post A Lot — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 15:52:51 +0000

One of the oddest stories you will probably see in a long time. Tom Jones insures his chest hair for a reported $7 Million. So if he gets it burned off in his billet grilles he gets paid.

“Even at the grand old age of 67, the ladies love his hip-thrusting moves and catching a sneaky peak of his famously rugged chest hair,” a source says.

“Like a vintage wine, Tom just gets better with age,” the same source adds.

Jones is not the first celebrity, nor the last, to protect his features in this manner. Others include supermodel Heidi Klum, who insured her legs for $2 million, and Bruce Springsteen, who insured his voice for $1 million.

‘Wizard of Oz’ Munchkins Get Star on Walk of Fame

Sir Post A Lot — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:06:34 +0000

Seven of the nine surviving Munchkins from the 1939 movie were on hand to accept their honor on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. These Munchkins are thought to be the only living actors still that were in the original movie. Pretty amazing considering they are MUNCHKINS. Wonder what kind of miracle nutritional supplements these guys had their hands on eh?

The Munchkins finally got their just due after a 68-year wait according to AOL in their article ‘Wizard of Oz’ Munchkins Get Their Star.

“It feels great to be here,” said Jerry Maren, 88, waving a lollipop to mark his role in the movie as a member of the Lollipop Guild.

“With their joyous send-off for Dorothy as she began her journey down the Yellow Brick Road, the Munchkins secured their place in Hollywood history and in the hearts of movie fans everywhere,” wrote director George Lucas in a letter of support for the nomination.

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Sir Post A Lot — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 00:38:43 +0000

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TV stars help themselves to freebies in gift suite

Sir Post A Lot — Thu, 17 May 2007 21:38:54 +0000

I remember seeing something similar to this on The Sopranos when i was watching some older episodes on DVD a couple weeks back. It was when Christopher was out trying to get himself a lead for his stupid “Cleaver” movie he had going. HE was hanging out with the celeb they wanted to be in the movie and they went to one of these things where they just got the most expensive crap around for free. Rolex watches, sweet phones, etc.

This article talks about what real life celebs are picking up for free:

“It is a pretty special moment for all of us,” the star of ABC’s “Men in Trees” told Associated Press Television this week at the suite. “We are here because our shows are getting pickup for the next season. This is a particular gifting suite for that event. It doesn’t happen every week if that is what you are asking.” Read more…

Death By Peanut Dust

Sir Post A Lot — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:48:21 +0000

This is from a cookie wrapper. This warning label is telling you to be aware that these cookies may have been exposed to peanut dust? What the hell does that have to do with anything? Is peanut dust bad? Who are these people?

Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Spring coming Early

Sir Post A Lot — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 22:34:39 +0000

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. – A new pair of hands pulled Punxsutawney Phil from his stump this year, so it was only fitting that the groundhog offered a new prediction.

Phil did not see his shadow on Friday, which, according to German folklore, means folks can expect an early spring instead of six more weeks of winter.

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